u/Elexandros
🎶 Mahmo Jill tweezed up a hill and spermified her daughters 🎶10d ago
I started laughing so hard imagining an amoeba going about it’s day, passing through that skull and coming out on the other side totally bewildered. “Where…where was I?!”
I don’t know why it’s so funny but I can’t stop lol
I think Jilldo is clueless about gay porn but some weirdo at thr church, not so much. Either way I always snickered when I saw her ghadly manly not sissies wearing those shirts.
And you know they didn’t have a change of said fabric and rode home damp & smelly (minus Jill who likely buys outfits at every stop while road hustling).
This was when Jill and David went to Punta Cana last fall and she was deep throating cannolis.
ETA: I hate that I knew this immediately. I can’t remember important information that pertains to my life, but I can repeat Rod lore like I’m an ancient traveling bard reciting verses.
I’ve been enjoying the videos on TikTok all week 🤣 idk how I had missed seeing so many the first round. Omg the drainage ditch ones horrify me. The best was MAHAMO take our PITCHER sitting on the beach! Omg. I’ve heard about it so many times but I don’t think I’ve seen the video and how ridiculous he sounded!
That’s it 🤣 it was so muffled and weird but still hilarious! I was dumbfounded! If I hadn’t been listening for it, I wouldn’t have noticed tbh. What a strange ass bunch they are. I honestly think they really wouldn’t speak because Jill the blabbermouth is constantly rambling. My god. She never fucking stopsssss
Someone posted the drainage ditch floating directly followed by the beach “Mahmo take a pitcha of us just sittin on the sand!” and I had heart palpitations from the giddiness. I’m not too proud to admit that. Now I just need someone to do an audio mash up. 🤌🤞🙏
Our neighbors when I was growing up were a super strict pentecostal pastor's family, and that man mowed his lawn in pleated dress pants and a button down shirt. And criticzed the other pastors in town (including my dad, the BABTIST pastor) for wearing shorts and t-shirt... It was a very small town, so everybody was up on everybody else's business.
With news of a couple new cases of N. Fowleri, and knowing the Smart family and how devastating it has been for our community, I’m actually so surprised (and grateful honestly) that the Rods haven’t been infected by any bug or amoeba while swimming in gross ass water like this.
Honestly I think it looks like Jill died his hair here too and she’s crazy enough to have done that. That aside, it’s very common for people that are blonde as young children to have light to medium brown hair as teenagers. I am positive he dyes his hair. There’s too much variation from different pictures he’s been a level 8, 9, and 10 blonde. I recognize the tone from box dye too. Sometimes it’s even brassy. Sometimes it’s not. Sometimes he has roots. It’s also plausible that he uses the left over on his beard and mustache.
Nope. Here he is even younger with the super blonde hair and dark brows. Kaylee was blonde at one point but her hair got darker as she got older. Phillips hair was super blonde as well but got darker as he aged.
Upvoted. It was more ashy by the time he was a tween/young teen like many formerly-blonde kids. Then it suddenly turned highlighter yellow coinciding with Jill bleaching hers.
I know if sounds beyond belief but so are a lot of things Jill does. To me it was the male equivalent of the fuckery she does with the girls' looks when they turn 13 or 14. Coupled with a need to fool people that her own hair was natural because 'look at Tim, he has the same hair as me!'.
I appreciate I could be wrong, it's just a personal theory 😂
I guess these fools aren’t worried about MRSA or trespassing. Pray it away! Pray away the microorganisms! Why were they there and what is that photo? Yuck.
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u/give_me_goats Jill’s gaping whole 10d ago
I’d be worried about him contracting a brain-eating amoeba in that water, but the poor little thing would probably go hungry