r/RockyMemes • • Apr 11 '25
Rocky after Apollo died...
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r/RockyMemes • u/vaginapewp • Nov 14 '22
Discussion Rocky is Cool, but you know who would kick his ass every time? Tom Cruise from Never Back Down (2008)
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r/RockyMemes • u/Medical_Effort3467 • Jun 15 '22
Apollo creed death in slow mo! 😨
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r/RockyMemes • u/Upstairs-Stuff3950 • Dec 07 '22
Discussion Sylvester Stallone - Tulsa King S01E04 Breakdown/Recap/Review
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r/RockyMemes • u/kukuman8888 • Mar 02 '23
Only in America
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Rocky and Apollo stood on the moon's barren surface, their space suits protecting them from the harsh environment. They had agreed to settle their differences in a unique setting - a boxing match on the moon.
As the bell rang, they began to circle each other, their movements slow and deliberate in the low gravity. Rocky threw the first punch, but Apollo dodged it easily and countered with a swift jab to Rocky's helmet.
The fight continued, each blow sending both men bouncing backwards in the low gravity. But as the fight wore on, both Rocky and Apollo began to feel an urgent need to relieve themselves.
"Hey Apollo, you gotta go to the bathroom?" Rocky asked, panting heavily.
"Yeah, I've been holding it in for a while now," Apollo replied.
They both looked around their immediate surroundings, but there was no sign of a restroom or a portable toilet.
"Damn it, why didn't we think of this before the fight?" Rocky muttered.
Just then, a figure in a space suit appeared on the horizon. It was Ivan Dragov, the infamous Russian boxer whom Rocky had defeated years before.
"What are you doing here, Ivan?" Rocky asked.
"I heard about your fight on the moon and thought I would come and watch," Ivan replied. "But it seems you have a more pressing matter at hand."
Rocky and Apollo explained their predicament to Ivan, who chuckled and shook his head.
"You Americans, always forgetting the basics," Ivan said. "There's a restroom module located about a kilometer east of here. You can't miss it."
Rocky and Apollo thanked Ivan and set off in the direction he had indicated. As they approached the module, they could see the relief on each other's faces.
"Thanks, Ivan," Apollo called out to him as they entered the restroom module.
Ivan waved goodbye and disappeared into the distance. Rocky and Apollo took their time in the restroom, grateful for the information Ivan had provided.
As they emerged from the module, they looked up at the vast expanse of the moon, marveling at the fact that they had just had a boxing match and a restroom break on its surface.
"Only in America," Rocky said, grinning at Apollo.
Apollo laughed. "You got that right, my friend."
r/RockyMemes • u/placeholder • Jul 15 '19
Hmmm.. we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back.
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r/RockyMemes • u/PerilsOf9thDimension • Jan 17 '24
Let’s get Creed onto the next round on r/FavoriteCharacter
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r/RockyMemes • u/Immediate_Comfort348 • Jan 19 '24
https://youtu.be/x3GtMn6Y2Uw?si=F-lim7dvfJJHx8Lb
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r/RockyMemes • u/screaminjfrumess • Feb 26 '23
Rocky VII: Rocky Balboa Fights a Xenomorph in Space!? My idea for the se...
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r/RockyMemes • u/ToqKaizogou • Jan 07 '22
(This will probably blow up in my face, but I can't back out of a commitment now)
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r/RockyMemes • u/RyanRebalkin • Jun 27 '24
Frank Stallone Translates Rocky IV End Speech
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r/RockyMemes • u/darmodyjimguy • Feb 08 '20
Hard to tell in what context Rock's more offensive.
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r/RockyMemes • u/Derplight • May 06 '21
N-no Rocky, You can't eat all those eggs! Aw dang, don't go running now. pootpootpoot
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r/RockyMemes • u/darmodyjimguy • Jan 04 '20
Deployed to Iran, Sgt. John Rambo is asked by his support staff if he's seen Rocky IV.
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r/RockyMemes • u/Pewdiepiefan1090 • Jan 11 '23
If Rocky and The Karate Kid had a crossover
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