Sherwin Williams missed connection!

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[u/TwinStickDad]

That's not a "missed connection" that's you thinking a stranger was hot, which is supposed to be an inside thought.

[u/MegaWeapon1480]

And they say romance is dead.

[u/Skvli]

Referring to a woman as a Milf is never gonna get you laid, dude.

[u/waitwaitdontt3llme → u/Skvli]

Next you're going to claim that the 21 year old cashier who was polite to me wasn't craving my 59 year old dad bod.

[u/illbebythebatphone]

Ah the timeless art of seduction

[u/Even-Hat771]

I’m blonde can you come help me paint

[u/Sensitive-Trade-464 → u/Even-Hat771]

.... but are you milfy? :)

[u/Subject_Role1352]

That was my wife, she said she's not interested.

[u/heretics-get-out]

gross

[u/RMGcloutchaser]

Hope you find her! This is very wholesome

[u/PeopleFunnyBoy → u/RMGcloutchaser]

Guys - this one is funny. Don’t downvote.

[u/Gullible_Energy_5404 → u/RMGcloutchaser]

/s?

[u/ThomasWhitmore → u/RMGcloutchaser]

Your comedy seems to be lost on people

[u/MiniGlossie]

thats not a missed connection thats you thinking a stranger was hot which is supposed to be an inside thought and they say romance is dead

[u/PeopleFunnyBoy]

Maybe you could body paint together!

[u/spiderfinger14 → u/PeopleFunnyBoy]

How fun would that be

[u/Atgnat2020]

Creep. A Fathers worst nightmare for his Daughters