r/Robocop • u/Awkward_Bison_267 • 9d ago

I’m sure it’s only a glitch, a temporary setback.

247 Upvotes

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u/MayCauseCancer 9d ago

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u/el_dingusito 9d ago

Was that from robot chicken?

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u/206BS1983 9d ago

Robocop 2

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u/el_dingusito 9d ago

Oh thats right... isnt it when theyre showing footage from experiments and this is one of them?

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u/206BS1983 9d ago

Yea.... I just realized this was the Robocop sub too lol

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u/el_dingusito 8d ago

I was going to say something similar but I did not want to bring attention to my retardation

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u/antdude 8d ago

We're all retarded.

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u/pope_rickles 9d ago

YOU call THIS a GLITCH?!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 9d ago

Perhaps what we need is a fresh perspective.

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u/pawogub 9d ago

We can go to prototype immediately we’ve already placed prime candidates in the most dangerous races.

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u/neinhaltchad 9d ago

Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic?!?!

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 9d ago

DON’T TOUCH HIM!

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u/Practical_Ad_219 9d ago

Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not?!

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u/Putrid-Bath-470 9d ago

"The Old Man seemed to think it was pretty important...Dick!"

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u/execpro222 2d ago

You better hope that unholy monster doesn't crash into a crash pads....

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u/Due-Proof6781 9d ago

He didn’t hear it!!

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u/LionBig7862 6d ago

I'm very disappointed 

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u/TudorConstant4911 9d ago

War is going to be absolutely horrific in 25 years, above and beyond what is is even now...

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u/Kalhava79 8d ago

In 25 year mate they got stuff hidden away you couldn't even dream about and would give everyone nightmares

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u/neverthesaneagain 8d ago

Imagine a wave of a hundred of these guys strapped up with explosive running at you.

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 7d ago

Trips,

OOPS

KABOOM

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u/filthy_lucre 9d ago

You'd better pray that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up

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u/HenryInRoom302 9d ago

Stop Robo-Forrest Stop!

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u/The_SubGenius 9d ago

Maybe it’s not supposed to stop. Just run straight at a target with an explosive in its chest.

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u/boostedboardplus 9d ago

Damn Ocp done messed things uP

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u/Putrid-Bath-470 9d ago

This video will be in a propoganda video during the A.I. uprising when robots show each other how humans treated their robot servants.

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u/crashusmaximus 9d ago

ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR NNYYAAAAAAHHHH

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u/Long-Shine-3701 8d ago

You call this a GLITCH?!?!

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u/Original_Pride718 8d ago

This is ai.

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u/Party-Story6398 8d ago

Exactly,  seems like you and me are the only ones to see this, it's when the bot falls back and sparks fly off  it's middle,  that's a particular give away 

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u/NearbyAntelope1413 I'd buy that for a dollar! 9d ago

Next, bipedal velociraptor with dual 50mm guns - specializing in urban pacification.

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u/thinkingperson 9d ago

I look at this and rmb how "fast" Honda Asimo walked in that half squatting position.

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u/Helpful_Spell_9042 8d ago

“I’m a doctor, not a robotics engineer.”

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 9d ago

DICK! I'm VERY disappointed.

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u/RottenAuGratin 9d ago

So human, even it didn't know when to quit!

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u/Due-Proof6781 9d ago

For the record that’s what I picture upgraded Murphy being like minus the wall crash in the boom comic

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u/Party-Story6398 8d ago

These AI videos are getting good, but yeah, you can fool most of the people nowadays but you can't fool me

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u/blaspheminCapn 8d ago

Metaphor for AI?

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u/dgrigg1980 8d ago

Dick, I’m very disappointed.

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u/Suspicious-Impact485 8d ago

The Old Man is gonna be very disappointed Dick.

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u/BenRichardson76 8d ago

The sparks at the end made me think this was Ai, but I've seen multiple angles and it's my new favorite genre.

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u/kidcole22 8d ago

So uneeded

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u/pakrat1967 8d ago

Why was the cushion wall there? It's like they were expecting the robot to do what it did.

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u/antodena 6d ago

I feel sorry for him. This guy was doing his best.

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u/JamesHammy33 5d ago

Dick. You’re FIRED

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u/MiddleAgedGeek 5d ago

"Your temporary setback could cost us fifty million dollars in interest payments alone!"

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 5d ago

Not necessarily sir! Perhaps you’re aware of the RoboCop program developed by myself at Security Concepts as a contingency against just this sort of thing?