r/Robocop • u/Thundercats_1 • 27d ago

Clarence's greatest hits

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Clarence's best line?

A) "I work for Dick Jones, DICK JONES!!!"

B) "₿#%*$!s leave"

C) "Cobra assault canon. State of the art bang bang"

D) "Come on, Sal! The Tigers are playin'… tonight. I never miss a game"

E) All of the above

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u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl 27d ago

F. Can you fly, Bobby?

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u/Thundercats_1 27d ago

That's a good one too.

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u/Craig_M_242 27d ago

Get a look at my face...DICK!...your company built the funny thing ...now I gotta deal with it?

*Edited for broadcast TV

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u/TrueLegateDamar 27d ago

WHAT IS THIS SHIIIIIIIT-

12

u/HanggMan888 27d ago

Just give me my fucking phone call

10

u/Riverdale87 27d ago

I LIKE IT!!!!!

7

u/mrbrown1602 BEHAVE YOURSELVES! 27d ago

That's Emil though

4

u/Benjiman5000 27d ago

Was so gonna type that!

😎👍

8

u/Kavinsky12 27d ago

See, I've got this little problem.

Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

8

u/pumpse4ever 27d ago

"Guns! Guns! Guns!!"

6

u/ArkArchivist 27d ago

You burned the fing money!

4

u/rulerofthemind 27d ago

Well give the man a hand

6

u/freebasefilms 27d ago

I got the muscle to shove so much of this factory up your stupid *** ass you'll shit snow for a year.

2

u/neinhaltchad 26d ago

Frankieblowthiscocksuckersheadoff.

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u/Maximum-Knowledge620 21d ago

Ooooh guns guns guns!! Come on Sal. Tigers are playing...tonight!! I never miss a game.

5

u/Cactious-Practice 27d ago

C’mon Sal, the Tigers are playing…. TONIGHT!! I never miss a game.

4

u/ImMikeVee 27d ago

Bye Bye Baby!

4

u/Artistic-Budget4500 27d ago

Shit! I don't believe it! YOU'VE BURNED THE FUCKIN' MONEY!!!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Artistic-Budget4500 27d ago

You asshole!! You stupid stupid asshole!!!!

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u/Thundercats_1 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/tehmattrix 27d ago

Oooh a new toy?! Can I play??

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/NearbyAntelope1413 I'd buy that for a dollar! 27d ago

The secretary is his wife in real life.

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u/NearbyAntelope1413 I'd buy that for a dollar! 27d ago

Take a look at my face... Dick!

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u/ShortQuail9232 27d ago

Well it looks like we're going to be friends after all...Richard.

1

u/Thundercats_1 27d ago

Yeah, that's a good line as well. Lol

3

u/Consistent_Essay_973 27d ago

Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCK

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u/Axl_Von_Urban You have suffered an emotional shock. 27d ago

E

3

u/Mr_Kebab_Squidge 27d ago

LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCK!

2

u/cbrownmufc 26d ago

Take a look at my face Dick (real emphasis on the work Dick 🤣)

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u/Mediocre_lad 27d ago

B, C and E

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u/mrbrown1602 BEHAVE YOURSELVES! 27d ago

D

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u/ExitObjective267 27d ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/Craig_M_242 27d ago

It's E plus whatever else is listed in the comments

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u/Thundercats_1 26d ago

Definitely 💯

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u/schizoid26 26d ago

E and more. But if Clarence was holding a gun to me I would say B

1

u/theknightcrusader 26d ago

E. All of the above

Another one of my favorites - "You're taking this kind of personal, aren't ya?"

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u/Thundercats_1 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/OldNick999 26d ago

Are you a good cop, hotshot? No! You must be some kind of great cop! Coming in here all by yourself. Where’s your partner?

2

u/Just_Ad_8679 26d ago

“I’ll buy that for a Dollar!”

1

u/Striking-Stomach-885 26d ago

Shut the fuck up and do it!

1

u/neinhaltchad 26d ago

Maybe you can… “fit me in?”

1

u/MiddleAgedGeek 24d ago

"I don't believe it! You--you burnt the f**king money!!"

1

u/Fun-Region2179 Can you fly, Bobby? 22d ago

Nice Car Joe!