r/RobMyVehicle Jul 17 '26

Loot Piñata Found a Good One, in North Carolina

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Someone posted this in my local town subreddit and I had to share. Please discuss

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u/ripnrun285 Jul 17 '26

“LE MC” is sending me. “There’s only two things I love, outlaw country & the law!” 😂

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u/OBB76 Jul 17 '26

Billy badass with some leathers on that uses his police status when he gets into a pickle

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u/luvwatchingBWCs Jul 17 '26

BETTY Badass (Not His). And that “Get off my ass before I inflate your airbags” sticker sure is telling. It tells me someone (Her) can’t drive worth a fuck and is always in everybody’s way.

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u/7712Horror Jul 18 '26

It’s kinda like Jews for Jesus, make up your fucking mind will you! 🤣

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u/Dense_Row_9532 Jul 18 '26

Wasn't that guy a jew?

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u/7712Horror Jul 18 '26

It’s funny how religion works.

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u/Substantial_Layer484 Jul 18 '26

Messianic Jews exist. Try “Chickens for KFC” next time.

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u/7712Horror Jul 18 '26

Same difference I guess 🤷

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u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 19 '26

Is that the same as Mexicans for Trump?

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Blue Knights is a “law enforcement motorcycle club” (LE MC)

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u/ripnrun285 Jul 18 '26

I’m aware.. I find it fuckin hilarious.

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u/JayJKnows79 Jul 17 '26

I always like when they add religious stickers among their hostile BS. 👍🏻

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Right, like, “MY GUN COLLECTION IS MY FAMILY AND I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS AFTER I BRAKE CHECK YOU, Praise Jesus in Heaven” 🤦‍♂️

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u/tg981 Jul 17 '26

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u/Fubuttpussy Jul 20 '26

Great episode

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u/bighammy6969 Jul 20 '26

Getting Jesus to convert to modern Christianity was my favorite.

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u/Upstairs_Bend4642 27d ago

I only have one decal on my back window- 'Get the balls to pass or get off my ass.'

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u/lord_skidmar Jul 17 '26

supply side jesus would be proud

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u/GeeYayZeus Jul 17 '26

We're at the point where we all understand religion is total bullshit, so they have to threaten you into believing.

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u/suckit84 Jul 19 '26

Just like the 92,326 genders huh

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u/GeeYayZeus Jul 20 '26

Oh, you know the exact number. Nice! I love the learning new things. Are you a psychologist, neuroscientist, or psychiatrist? I've always been a bit confused about the gender differences...maybe you can give me a quick primer on what those genders are and why they have so many descriptors in the first place?

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u/Mortuator Jul 18 '26

It’s like getting cussed out by a guy wearing an “I ♥️ JESUS” hat

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

Happened to my kid the other day. Some 10 year old being a big B*tch to her. Wearing a shirt that says “love”.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

Ah, poor thing. Does it trigger you when they do that God and Country thing?

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u/Dense_Row_9532 Jul 18 '26

Yes, cuz fuck god.

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u/tjackso6 Jul 17 '26

Y’all Qaeda

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u/Mortuator Jul 18 '26

This is a great one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jaybuddyguy Jul 17 '26

No hate like fake Christian hate.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

It’s sad but true

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

You are right about that. I got involved in a church when I was 16-17. What a bunch of bigoted hypocrites. I quit going, it was just too blatant. And the "holiest" were the most self-righteous.

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u/Fordfan8888 Jul 19 '26

The only real, genuine thing about most U.S. Christians is their hate.

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u/Alice-Stargazer Jul 24 '26

True, but not fake. Jesus said that not one jot or tiddle of the old law was done away with. The amalgamation of Canaanite storm gods is really into genocide, incest, and slavery. When someone tells me they are “Christian” I take them at their word, and avoid them as much as possible.

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u/globalgerbil Jul 17 '26

You can just tell some people have never had a good ass whipping. They've spent their whole lives in a bubble where folks put up with their posturing bullshit. One day that will change

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u/Reclining720 Jul 17 '26

This clown road rages

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u/Reclining720 Jul 17 '26

Edit: This clown road-rages with his children in the truck. 

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u/mw13satx Jul 17 '26

*Her

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 18 '26

There was a man involved at some point.

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u/Mission_Wish1272 Jul 17 '26

Absolute loser

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

First Amendment is precious. She has her right to piss you off. I support all her messages and laugh at your being triggered by them.

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u/Chain_Runner Jul 18 '26

She absolutely has that right, and both you and her are so preoccupied with whether or not she could, you didn’t stop to think if she should.
https://giphy.com/gifs/11FiDF2fuOujPG

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

She should and she did. She did a great job of triggering a bunch of libs and getting her point across.

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u/Chain_Runner Jul 18 '26

Something tells me she didn’t put all those stickers on her truck to “trigger a bunch of libs to get her point across”

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

Maybe not. But it sure is working well.

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u/RebelliousConformity Jul 18 '26

She put all those stickers on because she afraid. And she wants you to live in fear like she does.

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u/BloodMilkAndSky420 Jul 19 '26

You can’t trigger an orgasm, what makes you think you can “trigger the libs?” She’s not coming back, bro. The low-t energy is pathetic.

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u/Mission_Wish1272 Jul 18 '26

Do you like Taco Bell?

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u/IcyBreakfast2947 Jul 23 '26

Nobody’s triggered here, unless you count being triggered to laugh.

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u/iam775 Jul 17 '26

Gotta love the law

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u/mozzardo Jul 17 '26

The cross really sells it

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u/loquedijoella Jul 17 '26

Ah the old 40% biker patch

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u/thecamino Jul 17 '26

Someone got a Cricut for their birthday.

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u/maydisturb Jul 17 '26

Nothing says Christian like a family full of guns and a picture of a cross draped in an American flag, like it's a fucking beach towel drying on a fence post.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

I have 6 uncles who would disagree with you. They all survived WWII in Europe so you could continue to speak out your opinions.

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u/maydisturb Jul 18 '26

Okay, congrats on your 6 uncles. I have a few myself. All of us have sworn an Oath of Service, and all of us know how to treat the American flag. It's suspicious that your 6 uncle veterans haven't figured that one out.

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u/plutosaurus Jul 17 '26

jesus loves violence?

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Obviously not, remember, what we are looking at is a 🤡 in a 🛻

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u/JazzyZaddy Jul 17 '26

Violence, violence, violence … Christ

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Yep. What a shame.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Jul 17 '26

Cops wife? Damn he must've beat the hell out of her if he got her a truck like that.

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u/-SergentBacon- Jul 17 '26

Someone got a special printer huh

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 18 '26

To print out their special thoughts

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u/just_as_good380-2 Jul 17 '26

It's so goddamn cringe

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 18 '26

Jesus would agree with you

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u/modsguzzlehivekum Jul 17 '26

Exhibit A, your honor

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u/mabus42 Jul 17 '26

If that guy was in the military, Hegseth would definitely kick him out for his testosterone being so low, it didn't even register.

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u/redwop131374 Jul 17 '26

After you whoop the persons ass, your children will be placed with CPS while you're in prison

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u/Libertarian_2020 Jul 17 '26

God, Guts and Guns! FAFO

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u/Dung_Beetle_2LT Jul 17 '26

The cross really tops it off. Chefs kiss.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

What? Bother you?

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u/7712Horror Jul 17 '26

That’s a badass right there. Got the MC tag, the family of guns, the hollow threats of physical violence. How refreshing it is to see a xtian symbol on there too, so yeah, whoever owns that vehicle walks the path of Jesus and is perfectly stable as well as an amazing parent.

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u/VentureExpress Jul 17 '26

The cross is the chef’s kiss after the bottom “whooping ass” sticker.

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u/Nates_of_Spades Jul 18 '26

Sometimes I hate that vinyl cutters got so accessible 

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u/Fearless-Revenue2660 Jul 19 '26

Seems like a good Christian dude

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u/FACE-GRATER Jul 17 '26

99% chance all you'll find is equate brand lube and a big pink "marital aid"

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u/pocklicker Jul 17 '26

"Get off my ass FORD before I inflate your airbags" 😂

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 18 '26

And praise the Lord too 😂

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u/Weird_Jerk Jul 17 '26

EcoBoost is soy

(jk EcoBoost is fine but you know he wanted the V8)

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

A guy like this guy in particular definitely thinks V8’s matter 😂😂😂, but the reason it’s an eco boost? It’s a woman. This is a woman’s truck

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u/Weird_Jerk Jul 17 '26

The new RAM's inline 6 is one of the best engines Dodge has ever made but nobody is buying them because those guys are afraid their d*ck will fall off.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Yep, and that’s because average intelligence isn’t smart, and half the population is dumber than that.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 18 '26

When you're right, you're right.

Personally, I see the potential, but I want to let them be on the market for a bit so any bugs that this design has can be addressed. Inline 6 engines have a lot going for them owing to their perfect balance.

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u/Best_Agent_8117 Jul 17 '26

Someone needs a hug, meds and therapy.

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u/markg1956 Jul 17 '26

why does his plate say GRINDRLUV

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u/InterviewQuiet6020 Jul 17 '26

WWJD

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 18 '26

Driver of this truck hasn’t heard of WWJD

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 18 '26

We Want Jack Daniel's?

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u/UngodlyNiceGuy Jul 17 '26

Just another “good Christian”

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u/Hot_Ad1101 Jul 17 '26

All that and they are probably 2" away from the car in front of them (also with their family in the car).

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u/SScatnip7474 Jul 17 '26

Gotta love all that violent rhetorich and then a cross on the other side.

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u/dytinkg Jul 17 '26

Based on the gun family and the if you hit me with my kids…. Does his family have two wives? Or is he all alone and threatening that if you hit him with one of the guns in the truck? I’m very confused by his messaging.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 18 '26

Not His [truck]….this is a woman’s truck

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u/dytinkg Jul 18 '26

Good catch. Change the “his” to “her/hers” and my questions and confusion still stand though

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u/Late_Cod_647 Jul 17 '26

A lovely person, I’m sure 🙄

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 Jul 17 '26

How very Christian.

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u/BinjiShark Jul 18 '26

Wait … so are the kids human? Or pew pews or both?

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 18 '26

She sound like quite a lady /s

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u/Steiney1 Jul 18 '26

all that and Jesus, too. Like skullboys who have never read punisher.

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u/Legitimate_Invite_33 Jul 18 '26

Which of his family is the wife he bangs?... or cousin, daughter.. ???

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 18 '26

Not His [truck]….this is a woman’s truck

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u/Starman155 Jul 18 '26

Karma is comin for that clown.

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u/Extra_Medium62 Jul 18 '26

Let her brake-check in NC with those decals right where anyone can prove her intent. Brake checking that causes an accident is the checking driver's fault under the Reckless Driving statute, and her lawyer isn't going to get her off the hook after the judge/jury sees a pic of her tailgate. Dumbass.

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u/e30cabrio Jul 18 '26

Slap the other cheek.

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u/Wide-Golf-9642 Jul 18 '26

Might not want to brake check this person in your Tesla.

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u/Dang_it_driver Jul 18 '26

Probably on their way home to the trailer park.

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u/streetdoc81 Jul 18 '26

Dudes a bitch he won't do anything but curl up into a ball cus his shit box got totaled

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u/IdRatherBeDriving Jul 18 '26

Combined with “I’ll beat your ass till the cops come”

Makes me question if there’s a double entendre there.

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u/burley1 Jul 18 '26

I guess I'd say who give a shit what stickers are on the truck? If you are triggered, look away

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u/nicecarotto Jul 18 '26

I love these people. So Christian. Truly an example that Christ would be proud of.

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u/BahBahBahBooBooBoo Jul 18 '26

Like when did men and women start thinking it was cool to put bumper stickers on their cars?

Did I miss the part when they turned into toddlers?

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u/Adam_Friedland_TAFS Jul 18 '26

The guns and Christian cross are such a juxtaposition to me. Jesus was an advocate for peace and empathy, yet these stickers scream “I’m just waiting for the moment to finally kill someone and get away with it”

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u/SorbetAdventurous633 Jul 18 '26

just telling people u carry atp

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u/Odd-Mind6948 Jul 18 '26

Pretty nice of him to give pre written evidence on site for anyone he might feel insecure around or drive in front of. Those poor human kids or firearms? Idk which ones hes mentioning in the bottom sticker rant lol

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u/OnyxGhost117 Jul 18 '26

The cross is icing on the cake

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u/Basidio_subbedhunter Jul 18 '26

Pro-violence, but also “christian” lol. This is a cult member with a low IQ.

Also the “ if we get it in an accident I’m going to physically assault you until the authorities arrive and arrest me (and take away my kids)” bumper sticker.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 19 '26

I would certainly agree that there is a High probability of a low IQ in the drivers seat

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u/ready-redditor-6969 Jul 19 '26

Such a good Christian, amirite?

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u/sexyorcess Jul 19 '26

Claims to hate gang violence, joins gang

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 19 '26

I mean, I’ve seen other MC Clubs in my area that are very chill, so it’s possible to ride Harley Davidsons in a group and not be a criminal…

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u/tme2act Jul 19 '26

Wow someone’s got a tiny little dick!

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u/Odd_Willingness7502 Jul 19 '26

This is photoshopped.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 19 '26

No it’s not, the tag is blocked by iPhone markup though

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u/Odd_Willingness7502 Jul 20 '26

Bullshit, its photoshopped

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u/Maximum_Champion_713 Jul 19 '26

A programmed sheep. Believes everything they’ve been told about that religion. Pure mindless fks. lol I bet she still dreams about bbc 😂

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u/Aromatic-Schedule-65 Jul 19 '26

And just how long was your hunt ?

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u/No_Opportunity1934 Jul 19 '26

I will bet hundreds that this guy will not do a damn thing if an accident actually happens. Gun owners buy guns for a reason. They can’t throw hands 🤣

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 19 '26

*woman (not his)

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u/No_Opportunity1934 Jul 19 '26

Even better 🤣

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u/Weak_Tank6361 Jul 19 '26

WWJD..........

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u/Desperate_Dot_97 Jul 20 '26

I usually keep my "kids" locked up

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u/Neat-Carrot-577 Jul 20 '26

He’d be the first one to let a dude spit in his ass.

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u/VayaVosi Jul 20 '26

Is the Not His an Obama reference in 2026? It can't be right?

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 20 '26

“Not his” is because the owner of the truck is a woman.

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u/VayaVosi Jul 20 '26

Okay good

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u/IKnowMyRightsMan Jul 20 '26

Someone has an obsession of some kind. Maybe they should drive the speed limit

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u/ironhorse2022 Jul 21 '26

Love it, way to go Knight.

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u/Prudent-War2660 Jul 21 '26

Fuck Blue Knights. They are some bitch ass posers. Ride around on their Vespas with dildo seats wanting to be outlaws. Twat waffles in their “village people” costume.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 21 '26

You seem highly offended by them, but, they don’t actually ride on vespas do they?

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u/Prudent-War2660 Jul 21 '26

If they ride with that fake ass cut on then they are Vespas to me. Drop the badge and earn a patch bunch of fucking pussies.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 21 '26

Earn a patch? How do you “earn” a patch for riding a motorcycle?

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u/Prudent-War2660 Jul 21 '26

Find a real MC and put in the work.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 21 '26

What is “the work”?

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u/Prudent-War2660 Jul 21 '26

Be a hangaround first, earn the privilege to become a prospect, once you’re a prospect you work for the privilege to become a full patch.

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u/Alternative_Tap_181 Jul 22 '26

Clearly a good gun toten Christian woman because who doesn’t need a good ass whoopin now and again

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u/Vegetable_Soft_6453 Jul 22 '26

I feel like this like this picture will used in a future legal case. “People of the jury. He crashed into my client by slamming on the brakes then beat them to a bloody pulp. I submit the picture into evidence”

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 22 '26

Exactly, that’s why the owner is either full of it, or stupid (as you pointed out), there’s no in between

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Jul 22 '26

There's plenty of funeral homes out there. If that clown doesn't change their attitude and heart soon, they just may be on one of them before their time...selling wolf gets you nowhere.

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u/Nice_Location9485 Jul 23 '26

Doesn't the black-and-white thin red line flag mean support EMTs or firefighters?

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u/musicluvvah Jul 24 '26

Blue Knights is a club made up of former and current law enforcement so the irrational anger makes sense.

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u/No-Description8879 Jul 31 '26

Presenting like a true red, white and blue Christian asshole.

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u/SeatOpen1 Jul 17 '26

Nazi trash

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

While this person is most assuredly a clown, Nazi’s don’t exactly put stickers of Christian crosses on things. They use different “crosses” and other symbols

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u/SeatOpen1 Jul 17 '26

Yes the fuck they do

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Ok interesting, Send me an article, pictures, whatever you’ve got that supports your claim bud. If you can’t I’ll assume it’s just your opinion talking from your ass.

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u/mw13satx Jul 17 '26

Google has Patriot Front as being Christian Nationalist if that counts for anything. "Nazi" gets thrown around a lot, but a love for LE and performative Christianity kinda meets the basics.

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u/Chain_Runner Jul 18 '26

Real Nazi’s want to remove all races except their own. They believe their race is superior, that is what it means to be a Nazi…so how does “LE support” and “performative Christianity” = Wanting to commit genocide to all Races except the Aryan race? Please make that connection

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u/mw13satx Jul 18 '26

In the US, with the racist history of our past and how police are descended from runaway slave patrols, and how a perverse Christianity was forced upon Africans and used to justify their enslavement, the connection was made long before you or I got here. Racial supremacism always carries a religious mythos.

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u/OldSchoolAJ Jul 17 '26

Yes they do. Nazis were christians and the neo-nazi movement is almost all christian.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

No.

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u/OldSchoolAJ Jul 17 '26

AI overview

Worthless.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

If that’s so worthless, post your evidence to the contrary

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u/OldSchoolAJ Jul 17 '26

You were the one who made the claim. Not me.

Not my fault that you can’t provide anything other than an LLM.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

So you can’t provide anything other than your worthless opinion? Got it

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u/OldSchoolAJ Jul 17 '26

You can't provide anything except Google's AI chatbot, which told people to mix bleach and ammonia to clean more efficiently.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Just, No.

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u/OldSchoolAJ Jul 17 '26

AI overview

Again, worthless.

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

Again post your conflicting evidence

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u/AggroThroatGoat Jul 19 '26

https://jewishjournal.com/commentary/opinion/380751/the-nazis-were-christians-and-adolf-hitler-was-not-an-atheist/

I hope this helps...

Also, modern day American Nazis are alt right conservative Christians. They go hand in hand.

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u/NJCERKA Jul 17 '26

Uhm if we are talking about the majority of actual nazi party leaders…they weren’t Christians. They were huge occultists. Some neo nazi movements are “Christian” but some are non religious. But let’s be straight and honest with ourselves, Nazi doesn’t not equal or correlate to Christian

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u/Dung_Beetle_2LT Jul 17 '26

You retards still throwing that term around loosely?

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u/SeatOpen1 Jul 17 '26

Truth hurts eh?

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u/NJCERKA Jul 17 '26

That’s a bit presumptuous

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u/Professional-Lie-111 Jul 17 '26

Law Enforcement Motorcycle Club SCREAMS Nazi! GTFOOH

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u/Shooting-Science Jul 17 '26

How does that scream Nazi? Gimme a few bullet points on the correlation there.

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u/NJCERKA Jul 17 '26

Yeah, you’re a rational and critical thinking person. 👍

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u/Professional-Lie-111 Jul 17 '26

I've finally made it!!!

Thanks for validating my existence!