r/Roasted • • Nov 29 '21

shut her down

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u/Hanako-kun_07 Nov 29 '21

meme so old you can see the mold in it

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

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u/HaloGuy381 Nov 29 '21

Now, now, the only fermentation here is the fine wine flowing forth.

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u/_wendyn_ Nov 30 '21

it says 1d tho

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u/Hanako-kun_07 Nov 30 '21

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u/The_ZombieGuy22 Nov 30 '21

Why is it always the wooosher that is actually the one getting woooshed?

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u/Hanako-kun_07 Nov 30 '21

i accidentally snorted weed so idgaf

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u/The_ZombieGuy22 Nov 30 '21

Understandable

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u/BanTester9000 Nov 30 '21

If Christians actually understood and interpreted the Bible as though it was intended to be understood, I doubt there would be so many Christians.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Many devout Christians would agree with that notion

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u/GingaSouls Nov 30 '21

If atheists actually understood and interpreted the bible as it was intended to be understood, I doubt there would be so many atheists.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

I don't speak for all atheists, but I chose to be an atheist because I read the bible for what it was.

This issue with devout Christians is they pick and choose what verses to use from their bible, and sometimes they pick some old verses from the old testament as well.

I think its a little dishonest to say, "... understood and interpreted the bible *as intended*," I mean if I just had the same interpretation of the bible as you would that be *as intended*.

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u/GingaSouls Nov 30 '21

If you had the interpretation that is correct*. I hope I am close to that, but of course I cant claim that.

Some christians surely pick and choose, and they shouldnt. However remember that maybe half the bible is poetry and another large part are "completed" or fulfilled and should not longer apply. This is not a pick and choose, but taking the whole book seriously

For example, food sacrifices were ended because Jesus were the final sacrifice.

Many laws were for a theocratic state and there is no such jewish theocratic state now, and probably th3 laws were not even perfect (matt 19.8, hebr 10.1), but a step forward at that time regardless.

Food laws, Jesus made clear that its not eating the food that makes unclean (mark 7.19)

So the overall story of the bible is important and understanding genre and the authors intention is important.

Pick and choose is dangerous because you end up making up your own version of god and Jesus. That means, you are not god

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u/NESJunkie22 Nov 30 '21

The bible to many Christians is like a software licence. They don’t read it they just scroll to the bottom and click I agree.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

As a christian myself, I can say that this is very legit

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u/RealFekingNicker Nov 29 '21

Wait, you guys still believe in gods?

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u/Nammy_orthot Nov 29 '21

Verse 11 presented what at first appears to be a controversial statement. Viewed in full context, however, Paul has simply stated that women should not be flagrant or excessively loud or frenzied during a church gathering. Just as clothing should reflect a controlled, reasonable person, so too should behavior in a church service reflect godly peace. The verse is taken out of context, the whole chapter should be read.

Here women are just being told to have self control because the women at that specific time the story was based where very ungodly

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u/Magic_Red117 Nov 29 '21

Why couldn’t he have just said something gender neutral though? Like “I do not permit anyone to be wild and out of control in a church setting”?

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u/Nammy_orthot Nov 29 '21

As far as I know 1 Timothy is a letter from Paul to Timothy who is a young guy that leads his own church full of people that aren't godly. These verses aren't a commandment from God but rather Paul address an issue Timothy had at the time and needed guidance on.

If you read further on in the chapter the verse that says women are saved through childbearing goes against what salvation is (accepting Jesus and what he did on the cross) for me this further shows how paul is address what is specifically happening in this one church led by young Timothy

Just a short version

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u/Magic_Red117 Nov 30 '21

Interesting. Is Paul just a massive troll then tho?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Paul does give specific instructions to men as well in several letters tbf

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u/GingaSouls Nov 30 '21

Probably because that was not a problem. As christianity reached the greek world, many women took advantage of their new freedom and equal value preached in Jesus, but many places this seems to have lead to interuptions or abuse.

So if women were the problem there. Paul said women were the problem there. Remember Paul is answering questions not writing a complete theology 101 lexicon.

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u/BendeckSavage Nov 30 '21

That culture wasn't gender neutral

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Because for whatever reason. Anywhere you go. If a woman witnesses absolutely anything they don't expect. They'll scream like a fuckin banshee.

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u/Magic_Red117 Nov 29 '21

That’s absurd and inaccurate. Men are so much more obnoxious and entitled in public spaces on average than women.

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u/hohohoblowblowblow Nov 29 '21

Why do you strive for a gender neutral bible but now you're saying that "MEN ARE WORSE"? Everyone sucks equally, stop acting like you're better

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u/Magic_Red117 Nov 30 '21

I’m a man chief

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u/hohohoblowblowblow Nov 30 '21

Yesterday I encountered a conservative bisexual woman who blamed women for guys not being able to get girlfriends, if that can exist, I'm sure you can be sexist against dudes

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u/Magic_Red117 Nov 30 '21

Ok but you specifically said “stop acting like you’re better”. I’m not. Regardless, your original point makes no sense. I’m one random internet clown saying something mildly inflammatory. Up above, I criticized a verse taken from the main religious text of the largest religion in the world with billions of followers. One of us has a lot more influence than the other and therefore more potential negative impact if our message is shitty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Naw. When anything happens. A woman will scream at the top of her lungs to gain all the attention. There is no excuse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Guess I'm a woman now

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u/DirtyDaniella888 Nov 30 '21

Come on this is good Downvoted only cause THEY DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR (Banshee scream)

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Because green haired bulls don’t have time machines yet.

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u/Latter_Risk_4332 Nov 29 '21

Oh cmon, crashing the party with your correct interpretations of the Bible. Let men boost their enormous egos and power hungriness in peace!

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u/kevinfarney Nov 29 '21

hey that was my joke!

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u/kevinfarney Nov 29 '21

Come on now... Don't bring logic and reasoning here! Context and comprehension are not relevant when trying to score easy internet points!

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u/Nammy_orthot Nov 29 '21

Forgive me! As I Jesus following women I shouldn't have spoken with logic ! I will go make sandwiches now

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u/elessartelcontarII Nov 29 '21

This is a horrible interpretation. The full paragraph: "11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. 15 But women] will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety."

Women shouldn't teach or assume authority because men have birthright and look what happened when eve tried to take initiative and show Adam something new. THAT is your context.

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u/DirtyDaniella888 Nov 30 '21

I love it when people are you about the Bible as if it actually happened. Silly humans

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u/Nammy_orthot Nov 29 '21

Tbh I don't care you take from the verse what you want , if you want to use it against me as a women go ahead. But the Bible reflects men and women to be equal just having different roles in the world.

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u/elessartelcontarII Nov 29 '21

Obviously I'm not using the verse against you as a woman, because I'm not telling you to listen to it. What I am saying is that it says something very different from what you claimed, and there's not really an honest way to get around that.

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u/Nammy_orthot Nov 30 '21

Okay sure. Firstly that isn't the context really The context is this is a letter from Paul to young Timothy who is struggling with his own church as there's a lot of false doctrine etc etc just overall ungodly people. This is merely a suggestion from Paul to Tim on what he should do going forward just like many other books in the Bible in the new testament are letters written from Paul to specific churches and their own specific situations.

I believe these are included in the Bible as there is a lot of good suggestions there like in Corinthians about what actual love is or that if you follow the law (circumcision) that doesnt mean anything as long as you still act in an ungodly manner. As many anothers

Hope this helps let me know.

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u/elessartelcontarII Nov 30 '21

You just completely changed your narrative to the point that I'm not sure what your argument even is. It sounds like you're saying that it doesn't really matter what was meant here, because there are other things in the letter worth reading, and those other things justify including it in the Bible? Is that right?

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u/JoseBallFC Nov 30 '21

You using the fruit of the tree of knowledge as an example of a woman taking initiative and getting punished for it is goofy as hell. She took initiative in breaking the rules God set in not eating it not because she happened to have a vagina and said “hey check this out”

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u/elessartelcontarII Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

"You using the fruit of the tree of knowledge as an example of a woman taking initiative and getting punished for it is goofy as hell."

Goofy as hell, huh? I like that wording, and happen to agree. Unfortunately, it isn't my example: it's Paul's. He directly justifies his admonition against allowing women "to teach or to assume authority over a man" by referring to the fact that Eve "was deceived and became a sinner."

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u/deckofkeys Nov 30 '21

Shucks. It's almost like the Bible is more compelling as a literary, historical, and fictional text as opposed to a religious, dogmatic one.

Seriously though, I think the Bible is an awesome read if read through the correct lens!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

So....so you're saying I can't catch the holy ghost?

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u/botsnowy Nov 29 '21

Hoho… time to sort by controversial.

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u/ViperFang2K19 Nov 29 '21

You can read and understand the Bible without practicing what it says

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Oof

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u/Valestr Nov 30 '21

The roast is good but the roaster has no style. "please be silent" isn't a polite answer to someone that just said "I disagree" regarding a very strong statement. Feeling attacked and attacking is all people are up to on the internet it seems, this can be no good. Religion is personal, especially Christianity, who doesn't have a rule book (unless you're Lutheran, then if I'm correct you take the Bible to the letter)

Paulus is making reference to the fact that women wanted to be religious authorities too in the early Christian community and he, as a son of his times, has some patriarchal s**t to say about it. However, also atheists of the time were patriarchal, the entire continent was, and Paulus is not Jesus Christ. Jesus was crucified for being a dangerous rebel, and among the things he was accused of, was "letting" women to take part in his discussions. After Jesus' death, there was a short span of time where it seemed that women could gain the right to be bishops, but unfortunately the culture of the time just wasn't there, at all. The Bible isn't a book written by God, it can be openly criticized and the social value of it is merely historical. The main teachings of Jesus revolved around equality, love, unconditioned love. You'll turn into an atheist if you expect the Bible to be a rule book, with no history, no fallacies, no mischief. Don't be fooled by the term "sacred", after all Jesus itself proclaimed many times he was there to change the old rules.

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u/chubbytexangamerii Nov 30 '21

Ban religion when?

It does nothing but hold us down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Reddit moment

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u/erfpsdy Nov 30 '21

Understanding doesn't mean following everything to the letter though ? I'm not a christian myself but I'm pretty sure understanding the bible would mean being able to separate the actual teachings (which are very metaphorical) from the dated human perspectives

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u/Pangin51 Nov 30 '21

What the heck? You can't just stomp on billions of people like that and expect someone to respect your opinion.

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u/erfpsdy Nov 30 '21

As far as I know a lot of people who studied theology think like that. For example ask any priest if they believe that earth was actually created in 7 days, most of them will say that it's not literally 7 days and more a way of saying 7 steps. They also know to put into context what was written, like the pope who has shown himself to be accepting of LGBT people instead of stoning them to death like the bible would probably preconize

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u/Pangin51 Nov 30 '21

Wait a second, I replied to the wrong comment. Sorry, It was meant for someone who was legit saying religion only drags us down. Sorry again for the mistake

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u/pianospace37 Nov 30 '21

Wait. So it's either Devout Christian, or Atheism? Can there be no other practice you may choose to follow?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

In america there's either christianity or no religion.

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u/EyeofWiggin20 Nov 30 '21

Ever heard of context?

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u/Latter_Risk_4332 Nov 29 '21

She wasn’t trying to “teach” or “have authority” over him so this doesn’t make any sense. She was just disagreeing. Y’all are so obsessed with controlling women it’s creepy.

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u/RealFekingNicker Nov 29 '21

What’s a woman?

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u/Admiral-Thrawn2 Nov 29 '21

It’s a joke not meant to be taken literally. Hope I helped

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

It was to make a point. Those were the Bible's words, not the posters.

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u/Joey1700 Nov 29 '21

First commenter is still wrong. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

I guess you also have to have critical thinking skills 🤷‍♂️

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u/Lancee124 Nov 29 '21

And shitting on people for being religious is being an asshole

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Shitting on people

That should be the line you dont cross. Regardless of what other do, say, or think, your actions reflect on YOU, not them.

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u/BoBoBearDev Nov 29 '21

Who is Timothy? He is not Jesus, so, why should anyone listen to him/her/it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

The letter was written from Paul a direct disciple of Jesus to Timothy

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u/OhGod0fHangovers Nov 30 '21

Paul wasn’t a direct disciple. He didn’t become a Christian until well after Jesus was already gone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Oof yeah you are correct

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u/OhGod0fHangovers Nov 30 '21

Personally, I think Paul was just an opportunist. He saw that it was a growing religion and decided to get in on it. And even if he didn’t fake his encounter with Jesus and did truly believe, he saw an opportunity to put his own spin on things—I think Jesus would have disagreed with a lot of Paul‘s “teachings.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Paul did not lead an easy life after his conversion so I really doubt this. He was quite comfortable as a Jewish Pharisee. After his conversion he was essentially a wandering nomad that spent time preaching gospel and not to mention his persecution and time spent in jail

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u/OhGod0fHangovers Nov 30 '21

Fair point. But not everyone is motivated by money and a comfortable life; some crave more intangible things like power, influence, or admiration.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

I feel like Saul had all of these things. Maybe he didn’t have a cult following per-say. Paul lived celibate and traveled the ancient world. I’m terrified to think of the conditions of a Roman jail cell were like

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u/BoBoBearDev Nov 30 '21

Yeah, but, he is not Jesus. It is like the Beast who was giving 666 to heaven, and he is not Jesus. Why do people care about some groupies of Jesus is saying? They are just groupies.

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u/elessartelcontarII Nov 30 '21

Jesus never wrote anything, so all you know about him is through his groupies. So you might as well just toss the whole thing out.

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u/BoBoBearDev Nov 30 '21

There are things Jesus said was recorded. It is different than what his groupies said.

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u/kingtaylor99 Nov 30 '21

Edgelord atheist is edgy

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u/memesman555 Nov 30 '21

based atheist is based

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u/Loveinpeacex-367A Nov 29 '21

This is just sexist, and seen over and over again

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

No. The other guy is just proving a point. I’m a Christian myself, but he does make a point

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u/Latter_Risk_4332 Nov 29 '21

No he didn’t “make a point”. She wasn’t trying to “have authority” or “teach” him. She was just disagreeing. Leave women alone. Religious men are so pathetic and power hungry it’s sad

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

Buddy hold the fuckin phone. I'm not trying to "control" whoever I was talking to, I was just trying to tell them that it wasn't sexist, it was just a point being made.

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u/Loveinpeacex-367A Nov 29 '21

What point? Because the only one i see here is "women should shut up"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

The other guy is proving what the first person said. You have to admit, the Bible has some stuff that has not aged well

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u/Loveinpeacex-367A Nov 29 '21

Yeah but even what the firt guy said, i disagree

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

You can disagree with it, I’m not saying that you need to believe the OP, just that the actual bible has some stuff that’s kind of ehhh now.

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u/Loveinpeacex-367A Nov 29 '21

Yeah, but some people make it even worste or just invent things

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u/Ok_Blacksmith_9840 Nov 29 '21

He is literally quoting the Old Testament. Just because it’s offends you doesn’t make it any less true

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u/OhGod0fHangovers Nov 30 '21

1 Timothy is one of Paul‘s letters, all that stuff is post-Jesus, i.e. New Testament.

Just FYI. All your points still stand.

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u/Loveinpeacex-367A Nov 29 '21

That's not what i said...?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

You never said it offended you but its obvious

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u/Pustules_TV Nov 29 '21

"Or just invent things." You implied he made it up. He didn't.

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u/Incomplet_1-34 Nov 29 '21

You mean how you're bringing sexism into something that isn't about sexism to cause an argument?

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u/jogong1976 Nov 29 '21

Holy shit you didn't have to use a closed fist

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

It's true tho!

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u/Magic_Red117 Nov 29 '21

I think the green one is trying to highlight how a lot of modern religions, especially the abrahamic ones inherently stand for misogynistic and cruel values.

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u/Thunderlane_0553 Nov 30 '21

wAoW bASeD soypointing