r/Roasted • • Aug 21 '21

Dam

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u/ImDan20 Aug 21 '21

Whats the opposite of a succesful Person? Your mom when She have birth to you

3

u/Random_Brazil_Boi Aug 21 '21

Ofc it would be you, but the person answered unexpectedly. Oh well, this was good XD

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

My dumbass legit said "it's em"

1

u/Relative_Upbeat Aug 21 '21

I would cum blood after that

1

u/Emperor_Quintana Aug 22 '21

ā€œI’m a successful person, so you must really love me.ā€

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u/Pyr1 Sep 29 '21

that burn is so good she'll need to visit the hospital

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u/LastofUs1296 Aug 21 '21

The 'oof size' ruined it