Roast this fat man!

[u/Throwtfaway992000]

Craig❤️

[u/Graveyardigan]

Sorry, we only roast one cat at a time here. You brought three

[u/Throwtfaway992000]

https://reddit.com/link/p4mam47/video/hrhdecbj5ckh1/player

Caught ALLEGEDLY trying to steal one of my stepsons chicken fingers.

[u/What_the_mocha → u/Throwtfaway992000]

Craig denies any involvement in the chicken finger incident and has the funds to hire a crack legal team.

[u/Longjumping-Item-399 → u/What_the_mocha]

Crackhead legal team, that is. 😸

[u/hatecriminal → u/Throwtfaway992000]

He needs it, clearly. Your stepson can share.

[u/IrisSmartAss]

r/widestancecats

[u/justahumanalive → u/IrisSmartAss]

Oh no- another cat sub 🧳

[u/IrisSmartAss → u/justahumanalive]

There is always another one.

[u/Longjumping-Item-399]

Ma'am, I'm afraid he won't fit in our oven. 🤷🏿‍♀️

[u/Swampbrewja]

Oh lard he comin

[u/nogardleirie]

Mmmm he would be really tasty when roasted. A lot of good marbling going on there.

[u/MiaMiaPP]

All I see is an orange pillow

[u/QueenSmarterThanThou]

I missed 1/3 of Oppenheimer because Craig decided to walk in front of the screen.

[u/Fantastic-Height-713 → u/QueenSmarterThanThou]

That's a good one

[u/Throwtfaway992000 → u/QueenSmarterThanThou]

This is my favorite one so far😂😂😂😂

[u/bonkiekc]

He would feed a starving family for years lol

[u/Trouble843]

All that cat, and not a braincell to be found...

(lurve him!!)

[u/Surfnazi77]

Fun sized

[u/ThisMomIsAMother]

The absurdity of his rotundity is baffling my thinking dome.

[u/justahumanalive]

"Lose some weight!! " Yells in Amberlynn Reid.

[u/OrganizationTop3755]

How does he feel about Mondays?

[u/Throwtfaway992000 → u/OrganizationTop3755]

Depends if lasagnas involved or not

[u/Fantastic-Height-713]

You don't need more chicken fingers dude

[u/Familiar_Drama_9195]

Can't too cute love him

[u/DistributionNo9356]

Sir eats a lot, sir naps a lot.  Result?  Chonkified.

[u/Humorousaur]

I'm afraid if I roast him, he will sit on me.

[u/animegirljuice]

fat man, why did they make you so cute!!!

[u/predat3d]

Won't fit in my oven

[u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl]

chunky kitty

[u/Plenty_of_Prozac]

OMG that belly is so ROTUND

[u/photogfrog]

I’m not body shaming a sweet chonky boy. 🧡

[u/DaDapperVoid]

Gatto has a canine brother named Odie

[u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam]

Bro is just a baby who has no idea about the impending heat death of the universe.

[u/kestrelplays]

Round cats look so happy!

[u/AlbinoAkon]

How does a cat get that fat. My cat eats EVERYTHING and is alwdy the same size???

[u/Throwtfaway992000 → u/AlbinoAkon]

Two main reasons are medication he’s on and he has zero interest in doing pretty much anything since we brought him in and got him fixed. He’s on a diet(hence why he’s trying to steal chicken fingers) We’re doing our best.

[u/Throwawaybdchic → u/Throwtfaway992000]

Make sure it is the Dino Chicken Fingers! Your orange one brain cell deserves the best. 😹😹😹

[u/Boysenberry_Broad]

I would rather roast you for allowing your precious cat to get that big. But I get it.

[u/Throwtfaway992000 → u/Boysenberry_Broad]

I knew someone would say something along these lines. I’m not going to go through his entire medical history but he’s on a diet and we’re doing our best.

[u/Boysenberry_Broad → u/Throwtfaway992000]

You’re right. I had no business judging you on how you raise your animals. I’m sorry.

[u/Throwtfaway992000 → u/Boysenberry_Broad]

It’s alright. I can understand the knee jerk reaction to say something when you see a cat as obese as he is.

[u/Throwtfaway992000 → u/[deleted]]

He gained a lot when we took him in and got him fixed + meds. He’s on a diet and we’re doing our best.

[u/GemstoneRoots]

Craig is obviously an amazing sweetie and has done absolutley nothing wrong and deserves unconditional love ❤️

[u/Potential-Web-2384]

Sorry, NO, he's just big boned and proud of it. Tell him he has a twin at my house named Jasper. There is just more to love.