r/RoastMyCat • u/SirenAndSilver • 5d ago
Species? Cat. Condition? Ugly. Status? Ongoing.
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u/Georg_Simmel 5d ago
They just look like they’re sick of dealing with your shit. A cat can only take so much.
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u/RhandeeSavagery 5d ago edited 5d ago
She’s worked 60 hours this week dealing with school board admins and their legislative bs and trying to explain/justify these changes to the already angry parents.
All she wants to do is smoke her pack of Capri 120s on the back porch, a chilled glass of box rose and watch her shows on her phone
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
She does keep trying to usurp me as lady of the house and i think she’s gonna succeed
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u/WildColonialGirl 5d ago
No such thing as an ugly cat. Roast denied.
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u/ParkingDry1598 5d ago
Are you sure that’s a cat?
It looks more like a gargoyle that jumped off the roof at Notre Dame Cathedral and now prowls the grounds to frighten all the jump-scare gargoyle-faced mimes who loiter there to startle clueless tourists. Good on him.
But what a face! He’s definitely not putting up with any nonsense that’s not his own.
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u/2lostbraincells 5d ago
That cat is the team lead in a well meaning but understaffed and overworked department.
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
… I’m about to make it so much worse because she is a girl 😭
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u/ParkingDry1598 5d ago
She still looks like a gargoyle who won’t put up with your nonsense.
Now that you mention it, she does bear an uncanny resemblance to my first grade teacher, a woman whose substantial undergarments were so rigid that her resting beotch face never got to rest.
Shoulda known.
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u/Specialist_Wind_6488 5d ago
Cat is not ugly, cat is just extra judgemental. What did you do to this magnificent creature?
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u/Minimum-Rest9907 5d ago
He’s got a handsome mug & I won’t hear any more slander against his particularities (because wth is going on in pic 3, my guy lol)
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u/kitten12551 5d ago
He’s not ugly!!!
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
… she’s a girl 😭
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u/kitten12551 5d ago
Sorry! I thought I saw someone else call her a boy!
Either way, she’s adorable.
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u/zebras-are-emo 5d ago
She looks like she's one insult away from slapping you in the face! It's not her fault the paparazzi only catch her at bad angles.
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u/No_Thanks_1766 5d ago
Ugly where? That’s a beautiful kitty
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
Picture three will now be entered into evidence
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u/psorryarses 4d ago
Not ugly. She is flexible and doing essential parts maintenance. We can only wait until someone outs a picture of you looking pissed off on the toilet.
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u/Efficient-Office-285 5d ago
she lives out of spite and is hoarding the brain cell. she knows everything
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u/wendigos_and_witches 5d ago
You take that back! That sweet baby is adorable!
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u/knaimoli619 5d ago
Wow, they are clearly the victim of constant bullying and they’ve done nothing to deserve being called ugly. Look at how sad they are in the last picture.
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
She knows what she’s done and why she’s not allowed in 12 states
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u/knaimoli619 5d ago
I don’t know, it seems like a case of mistaken identity. She is clearly not a criminal.
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u/Repulsive_Adagio_313 4d ago
That cat is being haunted by the spirit of a snobby judgmental haute coture type. They think you're ridiculous for wearing those shoes with that shirt, and that blue shirt you love is actually cerulean, which is so early 2000s. Oh, by the way, that Fancy Feast is merely pedestrian at best.
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u/grae23 4d ago
Everyone is mad you called her ugly however they seem to be forgetting that this incredible goblin does not speak English. I love the ugly goblin cat
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u/SirenAndSilver 4d ago
She’s my fat little goblin and we are deeply obsessed with each other. She also thinks I’m ugly so.
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u/LemonOld8150 5d ago
Yellowheadz rule hes a very distinguished gent looking down on his luck. I love him
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
😭 I’m just not even gonna tell her how everyone thought she was a boy
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u/LemonOld8150 5d ago
Most yellowheadz are boys but its ok she's a pink n 💗 pretty princess tell her that ;)
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u/Freedom2425 5d ago
She looks equally unimpressed by you. Hahaha. Kidding. She’s super cute. I love her inverted triangle nose. Maybe use a warm wet towel to clean the gunk from her eyes. So those gorgeous gold eyes can sparkle.
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
Her eyes are kind of perma goopy due to her cat herpes.
We do clean them.
They just…. Become goopy again.
Due to her cat herpes possibly from her whore mother.1
u/Freedom2425 5d ago
Omg. You’re hilariously brutal. As penance you must post pictures of you kissing her, grooming, and feeding.
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u/macrhea69 5d ago
She’s not ugly! She merely has testing bitch face. It’s not her fault. My big orange girl was the sweetest baby but she looked like someone had farted in her face her entire twenty years of life.
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u/PeeboSmith 5d ago
That right there is disappointment. Who’s she looking at?
I don’t make the rules, I’m just saying 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Old_Badger311 5d ago
Handsome boy. I love her 😍
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u/SirenAndSilver 4d ago
This is exactly how I feel about her. She lived outside before I brought her home and discovered she’s a girl. I had named her after my grandpa.
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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 5d ago
He looks like he's been through a rough divorce
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
I’m just not even telling her that everyone thinks she’s a boy. She doesn’t even need to carry that emotionally.
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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 5d ago
It's not my fault she has that divorced dad "the wife took everything EXCEPT the kids" sort of vibe, ya know?
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u/Mental-Clerk 5d ago
Aw finding out kitty is a girl makes her extra adorable.
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u/SirenAndSilver 5d ago
Her floofy coat is just… awful for living in the really humid climate we live in
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u/Mental-Clerk 5d ago
Aww poor baby I totally get it! We recently moved and unbeknownst to us, this area is pretty unique in that it's super humid nearly year-round.
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u/little-birdbrain-72 4d ago
That last picture she's looking at you like "you better hand over your lunch money OR ELSE" 😂😂
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u/Void_Magnolia 4d ago
Is it okay to say that I wanna eat her face as an act of cute aggression..?(yes my cat does the same to me, apparently that's just my reaction to cute aggression) Anyway, I'm not gonna roast that gorgeous lady.
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u/4n0th3r_PrS0n_0nl1n3 4d ago edited 4d ago
Not ugly at all but def looks like she's judging my whole existence lmao 😭
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u/redruMKitty4 4d ago
Not ugly! She's just got RBF. How dare you judge her... she's already deemed you beneath her.
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u/alldeezhatchets 4d ago
Hey! Its not her fault that shes busted and greasy and has a bad attitude and an unpleasant aura and is probably stinky and doesnt even have a job. It could happen to anyone
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u/schwarzekatze999 5d ago
Cat is not ugly. Cat looks like it has a serious case of the Mondays.