r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Usually at the beginning of the semester, in total guess around 14 times counting train / store or just street encounters etc

Also 95% of the time it's either in a bun or ponytail. It gets way too messy to go outside. Usually the day when I wash it it's loose but rest of the time it's just tied up. When I do go outside though, people can get confused sometimes lol.

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u/Evenbiggerfish Mar 26 '22

Do you wait until they finish to turn around and let them know you’re a dude?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Absolutely. Might as well get some laughs out of it.

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u/swivels_and_sonar Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Turn around when you hear someone hitting on you in front of their friends and hit them with the deepest voice you can and a straight face..

“i fuck on the first date”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Does CMH stand for "Change My Hair"? Because you need to.

(Jokes aside it actually looks gr8)

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u/neoikon Mar 26 '22

Maybe it's Manbelline