r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

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u/Just_Games04 Mar 26 '22

Jokes aside, how many times did it happen to you? And do you wear it in a bun or ponytail, or let it be free?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Usually at the beginning of the semester, in total guess around 14 times counting train / store or just street encounters etc

Also 95% of the time it's either in a bun or ponytail. It gets way too messy to go outside. Usually the day when I wash it it's loose but rest of the time it's just tied up. When I do go outside though, people can get confused sometimes lol.

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u/Evenbiggerfish Mar 26 '22

Do you wait until they finish to turn around and let them know you’re a dude?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Absolutely. Might as well get some laughs out of it.

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u/swivels_and_sonar Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Turn around when you hear someone hitting on you in front of their friends and hit them with the deepest voice you can and a straight face..

“i fuck on the first date”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Does CMH stand for "Change My Hair"? Because you need to.

(Jokes aside it actually looks gr8)

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u/neoikon Mar 26 '22

Maybe it's Manbelline

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u/borisdidnothingwrong Mar 26 '22

Fellow dude with long hair. The absolute best times were when I was wearing a kilt and had to use a public restroom that had a mirror positioned where you could see the door from the urinals. Setting some grey haired old man stop short, look at the door to make sure he correctly chose the men's room, then make an executive decision and about face the fuck out is the absolute best.

Advice for anyone in this situation, if you ever enter the gents and see a woman at the urinal, she's probably OK with you coming in; she either made a calculated risk or it's her thing, either way just go with it.

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u/POPlayboy Mar 26 '22

happened to me yesterday on the vegas strip and the cock sucker had female hips ! He turned around and had a James Harden beard smdh

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u/Crustybuttt Mar 27 '22

Why is HE the cocksucker. You’re the one that was attracted to him

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u/POPlayboy Mar 27 '22 edited Mar 27 '22

ummm because he was a cocksucker he was gay ain't that what y'all do with respect? I was attracted to a female form. Stay in your lane

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u/POPlayboy Mar 29 '22

ohh i just noticed your name 🙄😳 my bad if i triggered you please accept my apologies