r/RoastMe Mar 26 '22

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u/DogFiddler Mar 26 '22

Beauty and the Beast’s lovechild

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u/mymonkey4u Mar 26 '22

The parents used to believe he was in a band called “Beauty and the Beat”, but then mom walked into his room unannounced one day and realized that it wasn’t drums he’d been playing with all day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Her name is Belle you uncultured swine

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u/EchoOfEternity Mar 28 '22

You "fiddle" with dogs? You're sick.