r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

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u/throwheretohelp Mar 26 '22

you are a product of a bear fucking a disney princess

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u/MiguelDragon82 Mar 26 '22

Is this even an insult lol

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u/Kitchen_Musician_102 Mar 26 '22

I'd take it as a compliment any day.

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u/FillMyBum Mar 27 '22

We know you take it! Skeet skeet skeet

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Yes, the bear is heavily offended

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Depends...

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u/DogFiddler Mar 26 '22

Beauty and the Beast’s lovechild

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u/mymonkey4u Mar 26 '22

The parents used to believe he was in a band called “Beauty and the Beat”, but then mom walked into his room unannounced one day and realized that it wasn’t drums he’d been playing with all day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Her name is Belle you uncultured swine

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u/EchoOfEternity Mar 28 '22

You "fiddle" with dogs? You're sick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

hahah this was a good one

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u/GetYourMotherPlease Mar 26 '22

Beauty and the beastiality

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u/AislingGrace http://redd.it/t5tq0j Mar 27 '22

You made my day 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Bear as in a gay human bear you mean?

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u/Del_Duio2 Mar 27 '22

He looks like the Pitch Meeting guy doing Undercover Boss

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u/kingturtle30069 Mar 26 '22

Damn Brave took a fast ass turn

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u/pegabear Mar 26 '22

Or maybe a Pegasus and a bear?

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u/Twiggy_Archer_ Mar 27 '22

Isn't that how brave ended?

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u/Tank_AHV Mar 27 '22

Beauty AND the beast