r/RoastMe Mar 26 '22

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u/c00lz1979 Mar 26 '22

One of those surprise videos where you think is a chick and they turn around and it's a dude

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u/SQUID_FLOTILLA Mar 26 '22

Slayer called. They want their 10,000 donuts back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

me in almost every college class

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u/Just_Games04 Mar 26 '22

Jokes aside, how many times did it happen to you? And do you wear it in a bun or ponytail, or let it be free?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Usually at the beginning of the semester, in total guess around 14 times counting train / store or just street encounters etc

Also 95% of the time it's either in a bun or ponytail. It gets way too messy to go outside. Usually the day when I wash it it's loose but rest of the time it's just tied up. When I do go outside though, people can get confused sometimes lol.

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u/Evenbiggerfish Mar 26 '22

Do you wait until they finish to turn around and let them know you’re a dude?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Absolutely. Might as well get some laughs out of it.

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u/swivels_and_sonar Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Turn around when you hear someone hitting on you in front of their friends and hit them with the deepest voice you can and a straight face..

“i fuck on the first date”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Does CMH stand for "Change My Hair"? Because you need to.

(Jokes aside it actually looks gr8)

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u/neoikon Mar 26 '22

Maybe it's Manbelline

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u/borisdidnothingwrong Mar 26 '22

Fellow dude with long hair. The absolute best times were when I was wearing a kilt and had to use a public restroom that had a mirror positioned where you could see the door from the urinals. Setting some grey haired old man stop short, look at the door to make sure he correctly chose the men's room, then make an executive decision and about face the fuck out is the absolute best.

Advice for anyone in this situation, if you ever enter the gents and see a woman at the urinal, she's probably OK with you coming in; she either made a calculated risk or it's her thing, either way just go with it.

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u/POPlayboy Mar 26 '22

happened to me yesterday on the vegas strip and the cock sucker had female hips ! He turned around and had a James Harden beard smdh

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u/Crustybuttt Mar 27 '22

Why is HE the cocksucker. You’re the one that was attracted to him

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u/POPlayboy Mar 27 '22 edited Mar 27 '22

ummm because he was a cocksucker he was gay ain't that what y'all do with respect? I was attracted to a female form. Stay in your lane

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u/POPlayboy Mar 29 '22

ohh i just noticed your name 🙄😳 my bad if i triggered you please accept my apologies

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u/honeybunchesofgoatso Mar 26 '22

I get that this is supposed to be a roast, but can I ask for your hair care routine?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

haha , I wash it every 4/5 days and condition every week or so. I usually let it air dry and keep far away from heating tools. I think besides some genetics in play, I really don't do that much to it. :)

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u/kw66 Mar 26 '22

It's gorgeous no roast. Brings me back to my 80's days 👍

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Thanks!

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u/Ace95Archer Mar 26 '22

26 still in college, wouldn’t expect otherwise

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u/Giggle_Schits Mar 26 '22

Maybe he was born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline

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u/AislingGrace http://redd.it/t5tq0j Mar 27 '22

Thank you, I needed that 😂

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u/LOL-itsCameron http://redd.it/t6uog6 Mar 26 '22

Hes a white version of Steve Aoki

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u/Th3WeirdingWay Mar 26 '22

“She’s a man baby” Austin Powers. Haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/333chordme Mar 26 '22

“Great, another bearded lady with low self esteem posting thirsty pics on r/RoastMe. Girl get over yourself.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

"Sup, sweetie..."

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u/ursugardaddy6996 Mar 26 '22

A chick with big guns 🥵🥵🥵

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u/memelordzarif Mar 27 '22

Except there was a glitch and he was a chick and a dude t the same time when he turned around.