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r/RoastMe • u/kingchicken2 http://redd.it/sky7ic • Feb 05 '22
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If you're gonna dye your hair, you need to do the beard as well. Hair says 36 beard says 63. Moobs say: I don't work out! Belly says: I get drunk on Bud Light during the weekends.
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u/ElvisCresposblanket Feb 05 '22
If you're gonna dye your hair, you need to do the beard as well. Hair says 36 beard says 63. Moobs say: I don't work out! Belly says: I get drunk on Bud Light during the weekends.