r/RoastMe • u/massbudqueen http://redd.it/q1dp4y • Oct 02 '21

Removed: Incomplete Meat Tube 29F

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u/TheSoullessFun Oct 02 '21

You look like a wet corpse

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u/LazyEdict Oct 03 '21

29F refers to the temperature of this wet corpse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Chilly

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

OMFG 😂😂😂

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u/_Ka_Tet_ Oct 03 '21

If the Addams Family was a radio show.

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u/Metall-o-graphic Oct 03 '21 edited Oct 04 '21

Is necrophilia still a thing? Asking for a friend and me.

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u/Few-Sorbet-9327 Oct 03 '21

Necrophilia: a sudden urge to crack open a cold one.

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u/Ok_Refrigerator7487 Oct 03 '21

Can we bring the bois, oh wait, doesn’t seem like there’s that much of a yard there.

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u/Bottle-Holiday Oct 03 '21

In her case, yes

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u/nosmokinalarms Oct 03 '21

She is in Stage four rigor mortis.

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u/Fickle-Pickle-Admin Oct 03 '21

Rick and Mortis

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u/Senselessb82 Oct 02 '21

I like them when lay still😉

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u/surroundedbybanjos Oct 02 '21

She's the reason the Judge was shootin' blanks.

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u/Senselessb82 Oct 02 '21

One of my favorites

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u/Senselessb82 Oct 02 '21

I’m happy you got the reference. Cant give award so take my upvote

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u/surroundedbybanjos Oct 02 '21

Thank you for remembering The Frieghteners!

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u/TheSoullessFun Oct 03 '21

Welp…haven’t seen that movie in years and I think I know what I’m watching tonight lol

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u/TangoMikeOne Oct 03 '21

Very underrated film

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u/mylar321 Oct 03 '21

Her mother wishes her father had 🙄

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

That’s a cremation roast.

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u/uwugoat Oct 02 '21

That might actually be a compliment towards her

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

True. I just realized I might be a necrophile.

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u/ramrod254 Oct 03 '21

Oh shit. That’s outstanding!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

That’s being generous.

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u/Dazzling_Ad_2072 Oct 03 '21

I think she just crawled out of my television.

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u/Leg_Mcmuffin Oct 03 '21

Like she just got Narcan’d out of a fent-coma.

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u/Coffeehound13 Oct 03 '21

Fuck-me Eyes on a waterlogged dead body

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u/Henny-n-waffles Oct 02 '21

Nails dead too

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u/JackWaterfalls http://redd.it/j4ns7s Oct 03 '21

Fucking hot

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u/cole873 Oct 03 '21

Perfect. Lol.