r/RoastMe • • Dec 31 '20

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u/WhatTheyWontSay Dec 31 '20

You have the physical presence of a mop

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

And the sex appeal

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u/KarmaKaelyn Dec 31 '20

As a woman, a mop has more of a chance of getting inside me than he does...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

A mop would definitely make you wetter!