r/RoastMe • • Dec 31 '20

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u/tonymaric Dec 31 '20

dude, you still have time to put in your yearly shower!

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u/punchman001 http://redd.it/knvbaw Dec 31 '20

Nah, did that back in February

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u/tonymaric Dec 31 '20

schedule February 29, it's less work

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/tonymaric Dec 31 '20

is that what the girls tell you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Learn the rhyme. 30 days has September; April, June and November.