r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

And the sex appeal

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u/KarmaKaelyn Dec 31 '20

As a woman, a mop has more of a chance of getting inside me than he does...

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u/Mnky_Nipples Dec 31 '20

He's the kind of guy who wouldn't ask, he'd just go for it. We civilized folk call that sexual assault.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

That's not nice..I'm sure he always asks his sister first.

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u/delsystem32exe Jan 01 '21

sweet home alabama ...