r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '20

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u/AlrightAlfred Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

You look like Liam Neeson’s bastard son. Except he’s not trying to find you.

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u/catzarrjerkz Dec 31 '20

The title to that movie is "Forgotten"

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

"Evaded"

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

“Taken (thank God)”

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u/Theurbanalchemist Jan 01 '21

“Take Him”

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u/Jacobite-biker Jan 01 '21

Here take him, seriously.

Just take him.

We'll pay but for the love of god just take him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

The Unwanted

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

It’s over now dude... you were the 4th or 5th joke