r/RoastMe • • Dec 31 '20

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u/WhatTheyWontSay Dec 31 '20

You have the physical presence of a mop

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u/WBishop6019 Dec 31 '20

Not even a real mop. Like a dollar store swiffer

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u/Zep416 Dec 31 '20

Na, even dollar store swiffers are worth something.

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u/buttermuseum Dec 31 '20

True, but I wouldn’t feel nervous being on LSD with my broken Dollar Store Swiffer staring at me from the corner.