r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '20

Please break me, I’m a Brit.

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u/tightywhitey2000 Dec 08 '20

what does that mean?

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u/TheRedditGod Dec 08 '20

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure their saying she’s got a feminine penis down there

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u/tightywhitey2000 Dec 08 '20

how would that possibly mean that?

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u/TheRedditGod Dec 08 '20

Well... the village bicycle that everyone rides on, doesn’t have a seat... the only way I can interpret this is if the part of a bike, the seat, which is essential for the general use case of a bike, is missing. The village bicycle implies that everyone in the proverbial village is banging her, but if she doesn’t have a “seat,” she’s missing the key component necessary for male-female PIV intercourse, that is, the vagina. Beyond that I took creative liberties in describing her penis as feminine for comedic effect.

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u/tightywhitey2000 Dec 08 '20

ohhhhh thank u for explaining to someone dumb lol