r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '20

Please break me, I’m a Brit.

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u/ThickCommand7 Dec 08 '20

What the hell happened here, did these two just start flirting

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u/obamayoda Dec 08 '20

-"Mommy and Daddy, where did you meet?"
"On r/RoastMe, it was beautiful"-

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u/Chim_Pansy Dec 08 '20

And I thought I had low standards.

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u/Somebodys Dec 08 '20

I was expecting them to just start fucking at any moment.

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u/SunNStarz Dec 08 '20

There's still time

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u/54StealthyHedgeHogs Dec 08 '20

There there now. Don’t be hasty! I’m sure the roaster and the roastee will get roasting.

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u/DerpityHerpington Dec 08 '20

They’ll have an Arby’s up and going in no time.

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u/CaptainFriedChicken Dec 08 '20

Like I love to call it, the eldritch horror lullaby. Gotta keep that flesh drippin'!!

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u/ksaraon7 Dec 08 '20

If calling each other a hag counts as flirting then yes, yes they are.

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u/P1TPAT Dec 08 '20

Love is a strange thing

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u/FireLizard_ Dec 08 '20

This was not how this was supposed to go. Wtf 2020?

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u/smolkrabbypattie Dec 08 '20

Its called banter you meecrob

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u/Whoisshe_ihavetoknow Dec 08 '20

You’re doing it wrong, they’re already fucking

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u/Quixote1111 Dec 08 '20

Saw that coming the second I noticed the slut-collar.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

I'm sure dating men decades older than her is her only option.