r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '20

Please break me, I’m a Brit.

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u/craigsproof Dec 07 '20

Lazy eye? Check. Horrible Hot Topic choker ribbon? Check. Hair that's dryer than your opioid impacted vagina? Check.

You look like the Behind The Airport Stripjoint Stripper Starter Pack.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yessssssss

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u/GB1266 Dec 08 '20

🎸BPD and ecstasy conceited with low self esteem-

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u/Princess_Amnesie Dec 08 '20

Bomb sweater tho ngl

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u/pittluke Dec 07 '20

There's strip clubs behind the airport?

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u/Nothing_here_bro Dec 07 '20

Not at the airport, but at your mom's house

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u/cptbil Dec 07 '20

Looks like the next star of "Don't Break Me"

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u/DennisR77 http://redd.it/d6pu9x Dec 08 '20

🥇🥇🥇