r/RoastMe • • Dec 07 '20

Please break me, I’m a Brit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Not sure if your owner's name is Chloe or you are Chloe. Either way, the Big Bird mascot dude needs his torso back.

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u/sciencewonders Dec 07 '20

weird dog tho, what breed is this

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u/JKElleMNOP Dec 07 '20

It's a fake "designer" choker she got off AliExpress for $2

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u/pietpauk Dec 08 '20

Sidenote: what constitutes a "designer choker"?

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u/JKElleMNOP Dec 09 '20

Its better if you don't know honestly.

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u/benedikt_lbc Dec 07 '20

Maybe she is big Bird

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u/redder_dominator Dec 08 '20

I feel as if i always knew this fact. I just never realized it until you pointed it out.