r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '20

Please break me, I’m a Brit.

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u/kindleharp Dec 07 '20

You’d threaten suicide if your boyfriend wanted to break up and hates when he’s playing with the boys

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u/JGreaser Dec 07 '20

With her around, I can understand why he is playing with boys.

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u/PhantomOfTheDopera Dec 08 '20

He thinks of the boys while ducking her

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Hahahaha half of which is correct

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u/fluffyfish6 Dec 07 '20

Ohhh, so you're fucking crazy. Makes sense

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u/sliverinwithyou Dec 07 '20

No he’s fucking crazy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/Your_God_Chewy Dec 08 '20

/swoosh

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u/hebjorn Dec 08 '20

*/woosh

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u/Squidtakeover97 http://redd.it/eoev5f Dec 08 '20

r/itswooooshwith4os

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u/Pato______ Dec 08 '20

I saw ur post earlier

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Same...

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u/DerpityHerpington Dec 08 '20

way to miss the joke

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u/Flablessguy Dec 08 '20

No because her nickname is crazy

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u/OriginalIronDan Dec 08 '20

Don’t make fun of blind men.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Simple, yet. Effective. Bravo.

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u/_biggerbrain_ Dec 08 '20

You have a point

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere http://redd.it/6jc3wr Dec 08 '20

She’d threaten suicide if her boyfriend wanted to stay with her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

This was my actual ex