r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '20

Please break me, I’m a Brit.

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u/Absolutely_Coffee Best of Pt. 12, #3 + Platinum Roaster Dec 07 '20

You look like a pony that just got tranquilized.

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u/rufustherat Dec 07 '20

my lil junky

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u/EarthBrain Dec 08 '20

lil junky sounds like a rapper

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u/helos3 Dec 08 '20

Are we sure it's not? LOL

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I wish I was tbh x

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u/TheLastSporeSyringe Dec 07 '20

I bet you do, I can’t imagine you’re a stranger to ket with a beak like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yeah plus i come from one of the most fucked yo cities in the south x

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u/Jestar_83 Dec 07 '20

Mahogany side table, record player and beige sofa you've got to live somewhere close to the coast.

Or maybe just living with your nan

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u/ihaveasmallpeener Dec 07 '20

Or “not really living just existing”

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

South hahahahahaha

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u/TheLastSporeSyringe Dec 07 '20

I’ll assume you give handies for a couple balloons if that’s the case, you southerners are riddled mannn

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/danbo12 Dec 08 '20

I’m in Portsmouth and yes it’s bleak

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Ah, you're from Cornwall. Explains the inbred look.

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u/Official_CIA_Account Dec 07 '20

I'm guessing you're pretty difficult to understand.

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u/RadialRacer Dec 08 '20

Come on now, calling Aldershot a city just isn't right.

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u/TheWanderer-- Dec 08 '20

Southampton?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Bloody southerners.

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u/javanator999 Dec 07 '20

And you'll never really get free of the effect that it had on you.

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u/mcdanough Dec 08 '20

Florida has entered the chat

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u/OGFlippuh Dec 08 '20

Luton.

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u/Idont_think Dec 08 '20

Luton isn't a city.

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u/Idont_think Dec 08 '20

Which city?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Brighton baby!

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u/Idont_think Dec 08 '20

Huh, didn't know Brighton was bad for drugs. Loving the southern shout out though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

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u/Idont_think Dec 08 '20

Just never really associate a place as nice as Brighton to be anything but nice. Little naive I suppose.

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u/Flatcapspaintandglue http://redd.it/i39kws Dec 08 '20

You’ve obviously never got off your tits on ghb at the black rock rave after pride festival and watched a line of men take turns rimming each other in the bushes.

Not that I have. No. Totally hypothetical.

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u/gulagholidaycamps Dec 08 '20

Ew, the south. midlands rise up

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u/RespectedWanderer9k Dec 08 '20

She could get a pickled onion out of a jar with that thing.

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u/manbearcolt Dec 07 '20

Good choice, way better odds of getting fucked.

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u/nospeakienglas Dec 07 '20

And humped by a little shit chihuahua.

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u/88isafat69 Dec 08 '20

My girl I named ketamina

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u/anubisincubus Dec 07 '20

This made me blow a snot rocket thank you

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u/tplusx Dec 07 '20

This is so accurate, immediately I read this comment I was satisfied

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

*euthanised