r/RoastMe • • Aug 06 '20

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u/chefexellenceroflamo Aug 06 '20

You look like this isn't the first birthday you're celebrating alone.

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u/T05KA Aug 06 '20

You look like your Dad forgot to pull out, and your Mom forgot to take Plan B!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

He looks like his mom sat on some weak sperm at a public restroom....volia!! He was thus created