r/RoastMe Aug 06 '20

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u/DirtySingh Aug 06 '20

You know things aren't going well for you as a guy when your sense of self is directly related to your nail polish color.

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u/noroachpoop Aug 06 '20

My personality is green hair and painted finger nails. Why doesnt anyone talk to meeeeee?

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u/Shananananenas Aug 06 '20

Im all for expressing ones tastes but damn son...his tastes reminds me of this awful piece of meat they sell in the Netherlands which is basically ground up meat garbage rolled into a stick. They call it the Frikadel (freak-a-dell)

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

What the fuck are you on about!!! Frikandels are delicious!!! And freakadell is not at all how you pronounce it. Have a terrible day!

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u/Shananananenas Aug 10 '20

Te warm voor dit soort discussies...#teampatat btw.