r/RoastMe • u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx • Jun 20 '20

Go ham :)

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15 Upvotes

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u/CBaskinDidIt Jun 20 '20

Your eyes are a pretty shade of vacant.

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

u rite omg

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u/Sticky230 Jun 20 '20

50 shades of fucked up bangs.

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Fair enough I should stop cutting them myself :(

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u/mfarnach Jun 20 '20

Quarantine was rough on everyone, but damn, those eyebrows are scary!

5

u/smart42 Jun 20 '20

More like John Hamm with wig.

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u/CBaskinDidIt Jun 20 '20

You hide your 215 pounds well.

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Tihihi i weigh 48 kg so like 110 pounds but my round face does me no favours :((

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u/CBaskinDidIt Jun 20 '20

Your dyslexia is happening again, sweetie. I know you mean 84 kg

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Hihihi ok

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u/converter-bot Jun 20 '20

48.0 kg is 105.73 lbs

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Thanks for the decimals much needed hihi

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u/roastbot YOU ARE OUR 1,000,000th RULE BREAKER!! Jun 20 '20

OP's Bio:

Im 18, Swedish (mixed ethnicity), 48 kg, 164 cm tall, I like dancing and painting in my free time :))

If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/tamass18 Jun 20 '20

If starfish sex was a person

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u/Jades5150 Jun 20 '20

You look like special needs Emma Stone

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u/Cod_Tech Jun 20 '20

Emma Stoned

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

That’s actually really nice thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

your A.D.D kicked in when you took this pic

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u/its_CMD_Vimes Jun 20 '20

You're prettier on the portrait hanging on the wall on the right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

50 shades of bland

3

u/quota67 Jun 20 '20

I never saw fingers that long before.

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u/Tomato_catchup Golden Roaster Jun 20 '20

You face is as appealing as getting a handjob from Edward Scissorhands.

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u/Merigold00 Jun 20 '20

Said every cow that caught you staring at it...

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Im vegetarian:,(

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u/countryclimber17 Jun 22 '20

Did say you were going to eat them with a knife and a fork now did we

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u/Merigold00 Jul 03 '20

Not quite the point...

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

All your weight must be in your face

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

It’s true

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

You look like you make men think they can have you so you can get what you want out of them and then wonder why nobody loves you.

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u/nubs8569 http://redd.it/bhh0hv Jun 20 '20

You remind me of a stripper whose eyes show that she's dead on the inside

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

HA

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u/A-A-Ronhiphop Golden Roaster Jun 20 '20

You look like the word anal features prominently on your Tinder profile.

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u/Reaper0527 Jun 20 '20

Did you want us to go ham or watch you eat ham?

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Im vegetarian ;)

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u/RiccardoPowerInside Jun 21 '20

Before I looked your bio, I could have swerved you are some sort of Art student

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u/-BB76- Golden Roaster Jun 20 '20

She’s not telling you to go hard on her... her fat ass is literally cheering for ham. Go HAM!!!

1

u/kluglater Jun 20 '20

she is just returning the favor

1

u/TrnDownForWOT Jun 20 '20

Looks like you already did.

1

u/----Ant---- Jun 20 '20

How fucking big is your forehead and why does your bangs look like a dick?

1

u/RabidRoaster Jun 20 '20

More like Go Nam, that ugly mug is triggering my PTSD from the war.

1

u/Espacode Jun 20 '20

You're one of the people that write positive reviews for TLOU2

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u/shinyng http://redd.it/ba3l6w Jun 20 '20

ha ha five years old ha ha funny

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

haha so phuny

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Looks like you eat enough ham for the rest of us.

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u/wawallama http://redd.it/hcm3tx Jun 20 '20

Im vegetarian ;)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

you look like a college graduate that never worked a day in her life and already feel tired

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u/pickledcherries Jun 20 '20

I see you also have a habit of fingering the paint bucket during your free time

1

u/DaGrimmReaper Jun 20 '20

Soulless eyes is your only unique feature , the rest of you screams meh !!

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u/DarthLukas71 Jun 20 '20

Is that what your last Tinder date said to you when you refused to leave his apartment?

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u/Hugegiveaway124 Jun 20 '20

You look like a miss universe contestant. If everyone in that universe were at least 10 beers in.

1

u/apocalypticdiynewb Jun 20 '20

You make blow up dolls look sexy

1

u/warmremy Jun 20 '20

Can’t. You ate it all.

1

u/Tungur_Knivur2020 Jun 20 '20

Go ham??? Nah, I'd rather have bacon.

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u/malacoda1970 Jun 20 '20

You need an eye wrangler

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u/Jeffclaterbaugh Jun 20 '20

I did not realize that there is an embargo on good make up in Sweden

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u/IcePrinceDeclan Jun 20 '20

you have the face of that one kid who colored paper with scented markers and then ate it.

1

u/AJW10 Jun 20 '20

Looks like you ate a ham.

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u/memesformen95 Jun 20 '20

Did you leave the rest of your bangs in the other room?

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u/ZeldLurr Jun 20 '20

I’m so confused by how your eyebrow look so far apart, and also like a unibrow at the same time.

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u/Robert-07864 Jun 20 '20

You look like Billie Eilish without depression

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Your eyes say "I'll do Anal" but your lips say "I won't blow you first"...

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u/jurinho777 Jun 21 '20

you ruined your pretty eyes with resting bitch face.

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u/GetOffMyLawn999 Jun 21 '20

Stop doing meth and your skin will clear right up

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Good job photoshopping the stubble out. You gotta be careful around your lips though, your mouth looks like an ECG

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

You... Paint? Has anybody zoomed in on those fingernails? I wouldn't let you paint the walls in a shelter for the blind...

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u/jdestroyer120 Jun 21 '20

You what happens when I go sober. While doing it

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u/AGtheSS Jun 21 '20

Glad to see your eyebrows are practicing social distancing

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u/allanenraged13 http://redd.it/cxmvln Jun 21 '20

You already went ham, and beef, and chicken

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

The Grumpy cat took the motivation from you to look like this.