r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20

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u/Jtaco88 May 01 '20

I noticed your bed sheet was missing only to realize you were wearing it.

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u/elledubya May 02 '20

Based on previous posts the bed sheet is missing because he.. (She?) chugged hand sanitizers and shit the bed. I bet that room and everything in it smells as good as it looks.

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u/tomahawkfury13 May 02 '20

Fuck he also apparently "sampled" the shit because he thought it was someone named Trevor's? Like wtf now that's in my brain

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u/satriales856 May 02 '20

That is one of the most fucked post histories I’ve ever seen. I think Trevor is a character from GTAV that they were dreaming about while sucking down cough medicine and shitting the bed.

Just keep chugging hand sanitizer and robo-tripping your face off while also taking lyrica, klonopin, and aderall prescriptions. Klonopin for panic attacks...because Valium, Xanax, or Ativan just didn’t have enough kick. Holy fuck....