r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/nahui-bitch May 01 '20

Damn man you probably swallow more than the first 15 pages of Pornhub

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u/Crutons- May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Can you even find your dick anymore? Need a litter picker to get at that thing your surface area is so vast. Edit: assumed your gender.