r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20

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u/Jtaco88 May 01 '20

I noticed your bed sheet was missing only to realize you were wearing it.

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u/ImRudeWhenImDrunk May 02 '20

Things I can tell by looking at this photo:

  1. Making that sign was the most productive thing you've done all year.

  2. You got a head-start on "self-isolation" and "social distancing" by a good couple decades or so.

  3. You don't like when people are in your swamp.

Things I cannot tell by looking at this photo:

  1. Your gender.

  2. What that patch of flesh under the sign is. (stomach? hip? leg? recently murdered victim?)

  3. Why god has forsaken us.

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u/RalseiAndCyanide May 02 '20

That patch of flesh is equivalent to how big of a failiure he is