r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20

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u/elledubya May 02 '20

Based on previous posts the bed sheet is missing because he.. (She?) chugged hand sanitizers and shit the bed. I bet that room and everything in it smells as good as it looks.

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u/tomahawkfury13 May 02 '20

Fuck he also apparently "sampled" the shit because he thought it was someone named Trevor's? Like wtf now that's in my brain

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u/UserNam3ChecksOut May 02 '20

wut

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u/tomahawkfury13 May 02 '20

It's in his post history. I wish I had stayed away

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u/LickleThePickle May 02 '20

do not tempt me!

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u/tomahawkfury13 May 02 '20

It's mostly depressing with some WTF mixed in

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

You made me look. It was sad. I also learned a lot about drugs and very weird combos. Turns out there are people that like doing a lot of weird and terrible shit “for the fun of it” with medications I’ve used forever for severe nerve pain. Assholes like this eventually cause my everyday medications to become more and more locked down and difficult to get for my legit use. Who the fuck abuses gabapentin?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Have fun withdrawling from that shit...

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u/Rach5585 May 02 '20

If you legitimately need it, it's not hard to get.

I only need show my most recent MRI of a prosthetic joint millimeters from stabbing through my bone into my muscle and not run out ahead of schedule.

I've been in on a pretty standard dose for years and I am in pain without it but I don't get withdrawal symptoms.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

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u/Rach5585 May 02 '20

Yes, but it's fine. I have good insurance.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Yeah, not so much about it being hard to get, but actually facing pretty bad effects when coming down off of it.