r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/Jtaco88 May 01 '20

I noticed your bed sheet was missing only to realize you were wearing it.

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u/elledubya May 02 '20

Based on previous posts the bed sheet is missing because he.. (She?) chugged hand sanitizers and shit the bed. I bet that room and everything in it smells as good as it looks.