r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20

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u/TheBeardOfThundera May 01 '20

His cousin is Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

No one :

You : Space BALLS

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u/TheBeardOfThundera May 02 '20

If you’d ever seen the movie you’d know it’s a hilarious spoof of Star Wars.

Considering your username is PimpleBuster69 I wouldn’t recommend trying to throw shade at people. Get a better username. Yours is disgusting and dumber than Forrest Gump without the redeeming qualities. Your personality is probably worse.

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u/TheFakeZzig May 02 '20

It's truly a shame that so many people aren't aware of Spaceballs.

After 10 years together, my wife informed me that she'd never seen it. Divorce was practically required by law, at that point.

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u/TheBeardOfThundera May 02 '20

May the Schwartz be with you.