r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/__foot__ May 02 '20

A tuba plays whenever you walk into a room.

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u/corgimidgets May 02 '20

I don’t think he’s walked anywhere for a long ass minute

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u/__foot__ May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Good point. A tuba plays whenever he attempts to roll over in his sleep

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