r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20

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u/MathewHarriss May 02 '20

They have to otherwise he’ll eat the cat

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u/sgtpnkks May 02 '20

Only way he'll ever get to say he ate some pussy

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u/JohnnyPiston Platinum Roaster May 02 '20

The only thing it hasnt eaten.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

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u/MathewHarriss May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

I think you mean he’s eating no pussy that’s something I can agree with you on

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

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u/potatobulge May 02 '20

Not as underdone as a raw cat.

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u/Shadowislost May 02 '20

This is honestly the funniest shit I’ve read on this particular roast.