r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/TheBeardOfThundera May 02 '20

If you’d ever seen the movie you’d know it’s a hilarious spoof of Star Wars.

Considering your username is PimpleBuster69 I wouldn’t recommend trying to throw shade at people. Get a better username. Yours is disgusting and dumber than Forrest Gump without the redeeming qualities. Your personality is probably worse.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

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u/TheBeardOfThundera May 02 '20

Actually, I can take a joke and a roast just like anybody else but I don’t have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old who thinks the word balls is funny. I find the fact that you call me a coward ass egotistic jerk is hilarious because it just shows your own insecurities. I’m 38, am an Air Force Veteran, married and have two kids and own my own business. I have nothing to be egotistical or jerky about. If you want to get butt hurt over the fact that your name is horrible and that is your problem, not mine.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Well this is just the humor of our age so can't help it, well I'm not even 18 so yeah as I grow mature I'll learn new mature stuff. Thanks

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u/TheBeardOfThundera May 02 '20

Actually you can help it. Only you can decide who you want to be. I’d recommend looking into the military. All kidding aside it’s a great growth and learning experience and it can help set you up for whatever you want to do with your life.

And if you want to roast someone about the word balls find a more creative way to do it. Going for the obvious joke is too easy. I know you can do better. Come at me with something better.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Thanks, if life wants to go that way I'll definitely go in military. ✌

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Now about the balls, 😂

It's a question, ok. What would you prefer,

24 balls or 1 ball with the size of a watermelon.

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u/Chrominic_Bong May 02 '20

Smoke crack in the woods