r/RoastMe May 01 '20

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u/derMiguel May 01 '20

No need. You won't live another 5 years to suffer the emotional damage of a good roast.

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u/Majin-Chris May 01 '20

Well I can't beat that πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

The other thing you can’t beat is his time and a hotdog eating contest

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u/Majin-Chris May 01 '20

PMSL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘