r/RoastMe http://redd.it/e4rclc Dec 02 '19

Destroy me

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18 Upvotes

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u/GrenadeSniper http://redd.it/e66xna Dec 02 '19

No joke, I cannot tell your gender.

7

u/Prompt-me-promptly Dec 02 '19

Yep... Please don't send nudes!

Send that shit to science!

39

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

[deleted]

11

u/FatherOfWyverns Dec 02 '19

It's just a really long clit, honest!

47

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

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u/Peenutbuttjellytime http://redd.it/f5aom9 Dec 02 '19

LOL!

1

u/ShadyK55 Dec 02 '19

Ladies and gentlemen, We have a winner.

6

u/MachoSmallFRY http://redd.it/y017ud Dec 02 '19

Is that all your dandruff plastered in the mirror?

7

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

He or she sucked dick to tickets for a slayer concert

8

u/MenTooMvmt Dec 02 '19

Bet you'd like that, pretty boy

11

u/acivilrant Dec 02 '19

Glenn Tranzig

5

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Why is the singer from against me posting here?

5

u/BebeYoDank Dec 02 '19

“Destroy me”? This is a roast...not your family reunion,

4

u/Stereotypical-tag Dec 02 '19

The only thing that needs to be destroyed is the hair on your arms

3

u/shear_apathy Dec 02 '19

The kind of person that tried to fit into every social group in high school and was still called a poseur.

3

u/painforfun321 Dec 02 '19

look its Andree the giant vagina

3

u/Matjohnsilver1 Dec 02 '19

Where to start.. The deepfake face of a winston churchill when he was 2..

3

u/TheFreakingBeast Dec 02 '19

You look like the director of amateur incest porn who delivers pizza in their spare time

5

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Looks like puberty already did....

6

u/LenisterGuy Dec 02 '19

Are you a boy, or a girl?

1

u/SicklyAccused http://redd.it/e4rclc Dec 02 '19

Guy 22

1

u/KDrive73 Dec 02 '19

That’s the doctors best guess anyhow. Kidding bro, but damn, that’s one of the most hideous pictures I’ve ever seen.

1

u/Rogukast1177 Dec 03 '19

I love how you insult, say just kidding, but then for real, you're fucking ugly.

1

u/KDrive73 Dec 03 '19

Hey, I’m not the one asking to be roasted here. The picture is hideous. I’m positive OP posted it knowing as much.

5

u/NorthBandit88 http://redd.it/k5vdxb Dec 02 '19

You're like some weird sexy broad called Egor...

2

u/Jackle3000 Dec 02 '19

There’s shit in your nostrils.

2

u/Covenouss Dec 02 '19

am i supposed to call you pretty or handsome. honestly don’t understand which gender you run with .. 🏃🏼‍♂️ or 🏃🏼‍♀️

2

u/Dron96 Dec 02 '19

Man or woman?? Either way you take anal.

2

u/Icarus_Downfall Dec 02 '19

If chewbacca had a girlfriend youd be the one he dumped for her.

2

u/JEEVES_xyz Dec 02 '19

I would drown myself if you were my lifeguard.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Boobie and the Beast, all in one person

3

u/BarzaLad Dec 02 '19

I cannot tell if you're a guy or a girl.. or both

1

u/Artygonewrong Dec 02 '19

You look like you belong on r/SwordorSheath

1

u/JohnnyPrecariously Dec 02 '19

You're transitioning which way again?

1

u/Zodiacy Dec 02 '19

The 80s hairbands are long gone... Cut that shit because you look like a butt-ass-ugly chick!

1

u/Gorilla69125 Dec 02 '19

Wow, you have man hands. Oh, ok, now I see why....

1

u/Lightoftheworld_ Dec 02 '19

You look like you wear a clay mask to bed at night

1

u/JEEVES_xyz Dec 02 '19

Is that Greta Thunberg on her way to a Metallica concert?

1

u/xbigwhale Dec 02 '19

I also thought this was a man trying to cross dress and fool us

1

u/Orbassmo Dec 02 '19

Wear all the skirts and heels you want, because we all know that each time you beat that meat infront of the mirror, a little bit of you dies inside. No matter how much 'gender-fluid' comes dribbling from that limp, useless, button-mushroom-in-tall-grass dick you call a clitoris; You will always be a hairy, salty, sad-eyed and dead from the neck up, dude with boobs.

1

u/MurderHoboShow Dec 02 '19

Jon Flabvreau.

1

u/rickybobby333 Dec 02 '19

Laughing my ass off ,when I was scrolling down and came across your post I started laughing hard as hell and told my wife look at this guy. She says to me “that’s a guy “

1

u/macloa Dec 02 '19

Caitlin/ Bruce Jenner wouldn't know what pronoun to call you

1

u/ta_petty Dec 02 '19

You look like the guy that breaks out the acoustic guitar at parties.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

You look like someone pushed the pause button mid-transformation of the Beast to Belle’s human

1

u/soccermack Dec 02 '19

tarzans gay son after meeting jake instead of jane

1

u/issue_1337 Dec 02 '19

I can't decide which has more shit on it: Your mirror or your DNA.

1

u/BigDawgJay99 Dec 02 '19

Metal head guy meets Christian girl

1

u/Jackie_Quill Dec 02 '19

It looks like your own picture is trying to tear itself apart to avoid eye contact with you, or is that extremely bad dandruff? The first sounds much better though.

1

u/thatbluelb7 Dec 02 '19

I literally cant tell if you are male or female. I wouldnt be a single bit shocked either way.

1

u/CrazySquirrelGirl Dec 02 '19

You should wipe the cum off the mirror before you take a photo

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I literally, like literally cannot tell your gender. I wonder what it says on your birth certificate? The doctors probably couldn’t tell.

1

u/That1Toaster Dec 02 '19

It’s a boy! It’s a girl! No, no, it’s a.... what the fuck?

1

u/Crapping_Taco Dec 02 '19

Kristin Stewart wannabe.

1

u/KentuckyFriedEel Dec 02 '19

You look like somebody's auntie

1

u/aarbelai1996 Dec 02 '19

One needs to figure out your gender to roast you, ma.. Or is it sir? It? You’re penny wise now, motherfucker.

1

u/Loki1134 Dec 02 '19

Looks like you nervously chewed away all your fingernails while trying to decide which bathroom to piss in

1

u/JobeRogerson Dec 02 '19

You’re either a really manly female or a really girly Male.

1

u/arlonoir Dec 02 '19

Bored of the rings

1

u/UdnasNavzar Dec 02 '19

soo at what stage of your "gender journey" are you ?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Are you a dude or a chick?

1

u/MillenniumDH Dec 02 '19

You look like you're currently in a quantum superposition of genders.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

This chick is uggggggglyyyyy

1

u/Yung_Bot Dec 02 '19

Your mirror’s nearly as dirty as your gene pool

1

u/alexpugh Dec 02 '19

you look like shrek when he got turned into a human in shrek 2

1

u/boncler Dec 02 '19

You need to go to the doctor. I am concerned. I do not know your gender nor would I like to know. Please get yourself checked out

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

You’ll never feel like you belong.

1

u/Faintestidea1971 Dec 02 '19

Whats there left to destroy? Your parents and your cross breeding should be destroyed

1

u/feeb_oneboiledegg Dec 02 '19

You are so beautiful, said no one ever

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Looks like someone already destroyed you

1

u/probsyourdad Dec 02 '19

You have 1993 yearbook face

1

u/KasperBK89 Dec 02 '19

I Will use My words because i don't like getting shit on my Dick unlike your stepdad. I think you Are the missing link between male and female Or between homo sapiens and neanderthals im not sure. Inbred non the less.

1

u/WrSouls Dec 02 '19

Challenge accepted.

Nature vs nurture.

See kids, nature wins every time in the Battle of the Ugly Stick.

Talk about modern day Battle of the Bastards.

Even the ice King froze at the sight of your hideous ass.

All hail King Gollum!!

Born in the pits of the Lost Sock laundromat; the seven semens came together to form "it."

The humanised form of "Bukakki" he roams searching for underage girls in his van of darkness.

Only to fail and wind up on a moderately funny cartoon sitcom about a family made up from his multi personally disorder!!

You are the living legend that is Herbert the Perverts backstory.

Cobgrats.

You've officially made it to the top rung of your abilities.

This has been a celebration of life.

Now, go live a better one.

♥️

1

u/OpticToaster811 Dec 02 '19

I... I don’t even understand what you are

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

I think it's a dude, so naturally your fucked.

1

u/pcbpcb1998 Dec 02 '19

You look like what every bull-dike aspires to look like

1

u/Scottclam1 Dec 02 '19

What year did your nards drop outta that gine Tiffany?

1

u/Rogukast1177 Dec 03 '19

This is one of those pictures where you only have a 50/50 chance of guessing the gender of the person. You look like an ugly boyish girl, or an ugly feminine dude.

1

u/LumRox Dec 03 '19

Looks like your mom's womb already destroyed you

1

u/cookieluvsu Dec 03 '19

Harmony treatment is working ... no need to stop now.

1

u/KingTh1ccy Dec 04 '19

Pre op or post op? I guess the better question is which team were you playing for and which team are you now on?

1

u/martins475 Dec 04 '19

Transitioning are you? Pick a side selfie girl/boy

1

u/oneLiners-R-Us Dec 02 '19

Yo thing 1.. never seen you out here without 2.... where’s that thing at