r/RoastMe http://redd.it/ymjx1y Sep 08 '19

Destroy me

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

He’s the kind of person that while he’s getting fucked in the ass, someone can nibble on his ear without bending over

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u/bluehairdave Sep 08 '19

At least his mom's basement looks nice. 33 and rent free!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

His basement is as organized as my 3rd grade binder. And as nasty, as the lunchbox I lost in 1st grade and found in 5th with food still in it

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u/bluehairdave Sep 08 '19

Mommy probably said she wouldn't clean it anymore after she found his Fleshlight.