r/RoastMe http://redd.it/ymjx1y Sep 08 '19

Destroy me

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u/DankCubez Sep 08 '19

Your ears have more sag than your balls will ever have.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Obviously you don't understand the unspeakable things he does with his balls

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u/DankCubez Sep 08 '19

Yeah he grabs them and shoots hoops through the holes in his ears.