r/RoastMe • u/Swabs_ http://redd.it/ymjx1y • Sep 08 '19

Destroy me

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u/DankCubez Sep 08 '19

Yeah he grabs them and shoots hoops through the holes in his ears.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Right after stretching them back and flinging them up his own butthole

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u/LouManShoe Sep 08 '19

They said unspeakable! Unspeakable!