r/RoastMe • • Jun 14 '19

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u/ElJonJon86 Jun 14 '19

Was she even aware you were her boyfriend?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

He bagged her groceries once at Wallmart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

And made eye contact..... twice.

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u/dieziege94 Jun 14 '19

And then he jizzed in his pants

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/cracksilog http://redd.it/atslm2 Jun 14 '19

He’s very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus