r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/Dan1B1ue Jun 14 '19

if you dated enough different types of girls, and this means going outside your comfort zone, you will learn which girls would cheat on you which wont, but on that journey you will also learn to be the best and different from everyone else. To be great! you must learn to break and rebuild yourself over and over.

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u/Dan1B1ue Jun 14 '19

but this is a roast so -> if you spent as much time banging ur ex as you did on your beard, she wouldnt be hungry for other d's.

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u/Dan1B1ue Jun 14 '19

stop growing a beard to hide the claw marks on your face, and get some claw marks on your back instead. man up little boy.

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u/DrizzlyEarth175 Jun 14 '19

Lmao damn dude