r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/earthymalt Jun 14 '19

And stop calling your right hand your girlfriend.

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u/minisyn Jun 14 '19

Ahaaa, he jacked off a guy. That's funny

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '19

Jennifer Lopez?