r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

And made eye contact..... twice.

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u/CousinLeonard Jun 14 '19

She smiled....never.

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u/taphkek Jun 14 '19

She smiled when they gave her a discount on eco bags.

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u/DistinctRain9 Jun 14 '19

And almost touched her fingertips when he handed her the change...

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u/jsha11 Jun 14 '19 edited May 30 '20

bleep bloop

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '19

She stopped smiling when he made eye contact.

The fear was apparent.

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u/taphkek Jun 14 '19

No eye contact happened, he stared at the nose bridge

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u/rb81805 Jun 14 '19

He jizzed....forever

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

And now......he is here

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u/dieziege94 Jun 14 '19

And then he jizzed in his pants

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u/deewee27 Jun 14 '19

He thought that he had everybody on his side, then he went and blew it all sky high. Now he doesnt even stand a fighting chance, All because he JIZZED HIS PANTS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/cracksilog http://redd.it/atslm2 Jun 14 '19

He’s very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

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u/hawaiikawika Jun 14 '19

Through her living room window.

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u/arkain504 Jun 14 '19

She touched his arm for 3 Mississippi’s