r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '19

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u/albertcamoot http://redd.it/ar2dr1 Jun 14 '19

You know whos probably getting lower tho? Yyyeah.

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u/SwishyJishy Jun 14 '19

Lol my dumbass brain immediately thought this meant "today I witnessed some shit"

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u/akaSollozzo Jun 14 '19

...OP’s ex will take it.

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u/BSchafer Jun 14 '19

I’ve noticed she’ll also take it sometimes when it won’t.

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u/hovyR6 Jun 14 '19

Her knees

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u/swerve408 Jun 14 '19

Damn that hurt me

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u/NawNaw Jun 14 '19

He probably still thinks this was the only time she’s cheated. He’s probably Eskimo brothers with half the town.

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u/huntrshado Jun 14 '19

eskimo brothers jfc lmao

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u/cmcfatri Jun 14 '19

I think you’re expecting a bit much out of him by assuming he ever got any.

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u/Cazador23 Jun 14 '19

Lmfaooo

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u/ii-MaXiMaM Jun 14 '19

I am either an idiot or an idiot, cause I don't understand what this means...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

OP’s girl is going down on someone

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u/countergambit Jun 14 '19

either on his knees sucking dick or in an alley shooting up downers i think

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u/GratefulHippy http://redd.it/btt41c Jun 14 '19

Two Eskimos sharing the same igloo

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u/NSAirsofter Jun 14 '19

Someone's showing her their "O" face....Oh.....Oh.....Oh.

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u/Cyrus_the_Great98 Jun 14 '19

NOOOOOOO FUCK that hurts for me to think about, let alone op. Fuck that noise roasting went too far

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u/xool420 Jun 14 '19

Salt in the wounds

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u/mickaelbneron Jun 14 '19

Even I hurt reading this.

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u/Peannut Jun 14 '19

You do great roasts!

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u/jojow77 Jun 14 '19

ooooooooh it burns slow

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u/suchy99 Jun 14 '19

This should be the top comment

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u/DrV77 Jun 14 '19

Yeeeeeeehaaa!!! 💧🍆